Batman vs Wolverine

Wolverine recently blitzed Hand ninjas like he was the wind. Limbs flying everywhere. He has the feats.

And the OP has stated nothing. Both are aiming to put the other down. They are strangers to each other.

Originally posted by Letters
I already gave examples bro. Superman, Darksied, Shaggyman, Demonized Wonder Woman.

Originally posted by Nietzschean
pfff. Wolverine is just another street leveler who is more of a brawler than an Ma'er. 🙄

Batman will tie him up in a matter of seconds.

Yeah Wolverine is now unbeatable by guys below cl100. And the people decide what is valid and what not. Uberine!

Originally posted by Letters
I already gave examples bro. Superman, Darksied, Shaggyman, Demonized Wonder Woman.

Show me these instances via scans.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Yeah Wolverine is now unbeatable by guys below cl100. And the people decide what is valid and what not. Uberine!

Silver Surfer was knocked out by Mexican farmers with hammers. I guess Batman can beat him too.

Moron.

Originally posted by SamZED
Logan walking in Gotham. Batman and Robin jump off a rooftop.
Batman: I dont like people like you wondering in my city.
Logan: like me? Whats that supposed to means, bub?
Batman: killers.
Wolverine: well I got news for y.. Waitasec.. Is that.. Is that your son? What the hell is he wearing? Are those underpants? You have him walk around like that? He looks 12! What the #%^# is wrong with you?! What else do you have him do for you you sick sonova...
Batman: wait.. No! I don't.. I.. SNIKT

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Silver Surfer was knocked out by Mexican farmers with hammers. I guess Batman can beat him too.

Moron.

Now you start to insult me, just because your Wolverine =! the Wolverine from comics? C'mon, bias is one thing but this...

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Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Now you start to insult me, just because your Wolverine =! the Wolverine from comics? C'mon, bias is one thing but this...

😆

If srank is right and Wolverine heals from liquefied organs in less than a second, then all the times his injuries from those below cl 20(which according to srank is the level needed to liquefy organs) last more than a single panel is PIS.

Do all the Wolverine fans agree with srank?

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Now you start to insult me, just because your Wolverine =! the Wolverine from comics? C'mon, bias is one thing but this...

😆

You pull up one rare PIS example and suddenly that is the typical portrayal of Wolverine? Please. For every single example of Wolverine being taken down or significantly hurt by a street level hero there are hundreds of him banging it out with cl 100s. Why does that one example out weigh the thousands that depict Wolverine's baseline standard? Because you are a Batman fanboy who can't stop Batsurbating long enough to employ some objective critical thinking?

Anyone can dredge up terrible showings for any character and pretend that they are someone how relevant. I could point for instance that Batman has been knocked out by a thug throwing a roll of pennies at him... but I don't... because it's irrelevant in the context of our forum rules.

I don't view Wolverine as being unstoppable or with Wolverithmatic Goggles, but honestly, looking at Wolverine's average display of feats, I'm not seeing how Batman reliably beats him. And that's with barring PIS fueled feats from both guys and not citing exclusively high end feats for either of them.

At the end of the day, Wolverine needs one solid strike to put down Batman, where as Wolverine can take a whole arsenal of what Batman could unleash on him. Even if we arbitrarily give Batman a definite skill advantage (which would be a misstep, imo), he doesn't have the physical attributes to ensure he doesn't get hit period nor the standard gear to beat down Wolverine before he gets cut.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin You pull up one rare PIS example and suddenly that is the typical portrayal of Wolverine? Please. For every single example of Wolverine being taken down or significantly hurt by a street level hero there are hundreds of him banging it out with cl 100s. Why does that one example out weigh the thousands that depict Wolverine's baseline standard? Because you are a Batman fanboy who can't stop Batsurbating long enough to employ some objective critical thinking? Anyone can dredge up terrible showings for any character and pretend that they are someone how relevant. I could point for instance that Batman has been knocked out by a thug throwing a roll of pennies at him... but I don't... because it's irrelevant in the context of our forum rules.

not fair. those pennies were multiverse level. most things in dc are dialed up to 11 +.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Yeah Wolverine is now unbeatable by guys below cl100. And the people decide what is valid and what not. Uberine!

I'm sure you've seen, as the comics shown, that Wolverine has absolutely no kind of problem with street levelers, and when he has, it's PIS, because he can't be fighting them and go on to fight Hulk, that's not how comics work. Srank told me that also. He pulled the comic where he gets his throat orgasm from Daredevil's attack, and then the one where he gets his face smashed by Hulk, and said "see, the one with where he fights that street leveler? That's not Wolverine. That's writers hating him. Everytime he has problems against a street leveler, it's all in your mind."

You just have to adapt to how Srank sees the comic medium, as a bunch of characters, and how much kinetic energy they can take, and how fast they can recover from it. Everything else is the medium trying to mislead you from what it truly is - the place where Wolverine is the best at everything every invented, but he only sometimes choses to show you some of them.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tYiCGgNLJ8c/SI84QWuHNeI/AAAAAAAAEzw/ocKJBUTTevM/s1600/fight0239-e.jpg

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You pull up one rare PIS example and suddenly that is the typical portrayal of Wolverine? Please. For every single example of Wolverine being taken down or significantly hurt by a street level hero there are hundreds of him banging it out with cl 100s. Why does that one example out weigh the thousands that depict Wolverine's baseline standard? Because you are a Batman fanboy who can't stop Batsurbating long enough to employ some objective critical thinking?

Anyone can dredge up terrible showings for any character and pretend that they are someone how relevant. I could point for instance that Batman has been knocked out by a thug throwing a roll of pennies at him... but I don't... because it's irrelevant in the context of our forum rules.

The underlined claim proves that srank is a liar.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Wolverine recently blitzed Hand ninjas like he was the wind. Limbs flying everywhere. He has the feats.

And the OP has stated nothing. Both are aiming to put the other down. They are strangers to each other.

PIS don't work in this dojo.

You are joking right?
The amount of time it would take to tie Loagn up and he is already carving up Bat stew.
The ropes are also no problemo.

I don't think he means Batman will actually put on the ropes and tie the knots himself. 😛

He has gadgets designed for near instant immobilizing. Logan "could" simply cut through them before they're applied, but if Bats distracted him first with gas or sonics or something..

I mean, it's not impossible. Even something as simple as slipping on Bat cuffs would limit his range of motion and give Bats a huge advantage..

He's wrong that Logan is just another street leveler though. In terms of combat capability, it takes a high end street to hang with him.. Caps done it all the time, and Bats is right around Caps tier.

His damage soak is on an entirely different level, even without Sranks wankery.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Wolverine recently blitzed Hand ninjas like he was the wind. Limbs flying everywhere. He has the feats.

And the OP has stated nothing. Both are aiming to put the other down. They are strangers to each other.

PIS don't work in this dojo.

You are joking right?
The amount of time it would take to tie Loagn up and he is already carving up Bat stew.
The ropes are also no problemo.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Srank just told me in PM that showing is invalid, and all of the street levelers combined can unload on Wolverine simultaneously; unless they have a portable supernova to insert inside Wolverine's skull (but not through his eyes, because that can't happen), they'd all collapse and die from exhaustion before Wolverine would get warmed up.

I'm sure you've seen, as the comics shown, that Wolverine has absolutely no kind of problem with street levelers, and when he has, it's PIS, because he can't be fighting them and go on to fight Hulk, that's not how comics work. Srank told me that also. He pulled the comic where he gets his throat orgasm from Daredevil's attack, and then the one where he gets his face smashed by Hulk, and said "see, the one with where he fights that street leveler? That's not Wolverine. That's writers hating him. Everytime he has problems against a street leveler, it's all in your mind."

You just have to adapt to how Srank sees the comic medium, as a bunch of characters, and how much kinetic energy they can take, and how fast they can recover from it. Everything else is the medium trying to mislead you from what it truly is - the place where Wolverine is the best at everything every invented, but he only sometimes choses to show you some of them.

🙄

You're right, Daredevil dropping Wolverine with a throat punch is totally in line with the majority representation of Wolverine is depicted in comics, and Garth Ennis disdain for superheroes is all in my mind. dur

Seriously, that is the example you've chosen to rally behind? Even if we disregard Wolverine's entire history, and looking at the example isolated within the story it was present, and it's an outlier. In the very same arc Wolverine tanks being punched across the country by the Hulk and shrugs it off, and remains conscious with every major organ in his torso incinerated. And pretending Garth Ennis doesn't hate Wolverine? Come on. Have you not read any of his work or interviews? Hell just take a couple of minutes to flip through the boys.

Try harder.

Originally posted by Nietzschean i'm joking. its absurd for Batman to do that to Wolverine. Batman who struggles and has prolong fights with Catwoman, Harley, Bane and his various human rogue galleries is not going to have an easy time with Wolverine let alone win.

bane is leagues above batman physically. hes been able to take punishnent from superbat, hourman, and amped azrael. plus hes very durable.

if you want one of batmans best feats, he was able to knock out wonder woman. physically.

Originally posted by Prep-Man
if you want one of batmans best feats, he was able to knock out wonder woman. physically.

PIS.

Makes as much sense as Wolverine literally tanking Thor's best blows.

Srank, the fact that all you got from that was "HOW CAN YOU BE USING THE DAREDEVIL EXAMPLE?" is in itself illuminating.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
PIS.

Makes as much sense as Wolverine literally tanking Thor's best blows.

Just wondering, do you agree with srank in that all examples of Wolverine being injured for more than 1 panel by those under cl 20 are PIS?