T.G.I.M-Thank God I'm Male

I just made this to counter the other thread for girls so come on guys what r some great things about being guys except the fact that we get three legs 😂

peeing standing up 👆

yeh....good old third trouser leg...

we never have to fake orgasm

On MTV2 there's a quote they show that always make me LOL....

"Women can fake orgasm's but men can fake whole relationships"

😄

car mechanics dont tell us we need a new engine block when we've only gotta change the spark plugs.....

general brilliance

we can stand in one cubicle and pee into another cubicle.....usually an occupied one

we know what the hell an engine block is!
and
It is socially accepted to scratch in public!

better pay

hmmm.....whats a great credit to our gender......how bout the fact that IM male.....yeh that'll do

the natural ability to open bottles, jars etc...

we can drink more!

We can have a massive argument (or even a fight) with a male friend and then be best friends again within minutes.

99% of the internet is aimed at guys

liek mech's
all arguments/disussions with other males can be solved with a "ahh, f*ck it"

It takes only 15 minutes max to get ready.

we put things off to the last minute and still do it just as good as women

we can drive safely

We can parallel park.