T.G.I.M-Thank God I'm Male

Originally posted by Fire
we get mathematics ....

and simple IS bad - ANIMALS are simple!!😂

we can watch tv with a guy for an hour in complete silence without constantly thinking 'hes mad at me. i know he is'

how comes the female thread is just them takin the piss out of us, rather than what they're good at

hardly any anti-female jokes here 🙂

Originally posted by Matrix_man
we can watch tv with a guy for an hour in complete silence without constantly thinking 'hes mad at me. i know he is'

I don't!!!😛

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
maths,physics and chem happen to be my BEST subjects!!!!!!!!!!so THERE!😛

and simple IS bad - ANIMALS are simple!!😂

name me a famous female scientist and i will name u 1000 famous male scientists. starting with myself...

we understand the appeal of video games!
and
we don't hafta flirt to get help with something

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
and simple IS bad - ANIMALS are simple!!😂

Women live longer...thats a biological fact actually..nothing to do with work...we live longer! 🪩

Females have two x chromosomes, which carry

>>genes. Males have

> >>only one x chromosome, and this x chromosomes

>>come from ur mother

> >>only. Males all ur genes except ur sex come

>>from ur mother.

(these are frm an email i received recently😄

if guys lived longer we would have to do our own housework ❌

well bitchiness according to the last UN paper on that, you are losing your lead, women still live longer than men, but over the last decade men have closed the gap a bit, and this will probably continue

and according to the UN it has to do with the emancipation of women getting into the same living environement as men

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
Females have two x chromosomes, which carry

>>genes. Males have

> >>only one x chromosome, and this x chromosomes

>>come from ur mother

> >>only. Males all ur genes except ur sex come

>>from ur mother.

(these are frm an email i received recently😄

our (guys) 23rd chromosome is XY, the Y is DOMINANT and its MALE
the X is recessive (lame) and all women have XX

it is the sperm that is haploid and either has the X or the Y which determines gender

all female eggs have to have X as their 23rd chromosome

repeat.... the Male allele is dominant 😛

Originally posted by Fire
well bitchiness according to the last UN paper on that, you are losing your lead, women still live longer than men, but over the last decade men have closed the gap a bit, and this will probably continue

and according to the UN it has to do with the emancipation of women getting into the same living environement as men

You are loosing the lead in the education in physic and mathematics 😄

I did gender inequality on wed in sociology!!

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE, YOU ALWAYS GET ME TO REVISE WITH YOUR LITTLE TOPIC!! 😄 😄

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
You are loosing the lead in the education in physic and mathematics 😄

I did gender inequality on wed in sociology!!

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE, YOU ALWAYS GET ME TO REVISE WITH YOUR LITTLE TOPIC!! 😄 😄

😆😆

Men v Women at ATM machines....

MEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number
4. Take cash, card and receipt

WOMEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in handbag
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in handbag
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in handbag for old receipt with PIN number written
on it.
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for deposit envelope
15. Look in handbag for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Sign cheques
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys.
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in chequebook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in chequebook
35. Clear area in handbag for wallet and chequebook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse gear
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release handbrake

41 is great 😂

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
I don't!!!😛

bloom do you notice that your sticking up for the female species with saying i don't do that, but when i try to stick up for the male species, you say i can't do that.... who's got the logic now? 😂

Originally posted by dave123
41 is great 😂

ditto 😂

Originally posted by The Force
bloom do you notice that your sticking up for the female species with saying i don't do that, but when i try to stick up for the male species, you say i can't do that.... who's got the logic now? 😂

i didn't say you cant stick up for the male species - carry on,i'll watch with amusement 😂

you know men are superior
which gender invented almost everything decent

*waits for like, 2 inventions that they're proud of, which will be typed out on a keyboard a man invented*