T.G.I.M-Thank God I'm Male

Started by lil bitchiness8 pages
lil bitchiness -

Originally posted by mechmoggy
On MTV2 there's a quote they show that always make me LOL....

"Women can fake orgasm's but men can fake whole relationships"

😄

😠 ugh! men!

bLooMiLiCioUs The Vampire Anoushka

i agree!!😠😠

tptmanno1 Life Ponder-er

our nprmal apparal consists of 5 things
boxers, pants, shirt, socks, shoes
and it takes all of 10 min to put them on

dave123 Funny Boy

"there are only 3 things men want

sex

food

and more sex"

bLooMiLiCioUs The Vampire Anoushka

Originally posted by dave123
"there are only 3 things men want

sex

food

and more sex"

such simplistic animals🙄

mechmoggy Northern Monkey

To have food and sex at the same time is every mans holy grail.

dave123 Funny Boy

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
such simplistic animals🙄
simple is good 🙂

lil bitchiness -

Well, im glad i aint one! 😄

You were all females at one point in your moms tummy...then somethng went terribly wrong!

mwahahha 😈

bLooMiLiCioUs The Vampire Anoushka

THAT'S for sure👿

Agent Phillips ~Procrastinator~

Originally posted by tptmanno1
our nprmal apparal consists of 5 things
boxers, pants, shirt, socks, shoes
and it takes all of 10 min to put them on

I'd just like to point out that not all women take ages to get ready, I can get ready in under 5 minutes if I have somewhere worthwhile to be (like the pub)

dave123 Funny Boy

we got the chromosomes to make females, but females aint got the cromosomes to make men...... Sooooooo how comes we dont know everything about females?

mechmoggy Northern Monkey

I tell you what is wrong....

We spend the first nine months of our lives trying to get out of there, and the rest of our entire lives trying to get into others. 😕

dave123 Funny Boy

😂

bLooMiLiCioUs The Vampire Anoushka

Originally posted by Agent Phillips
I'd just like to point out that not all women take ages to get ready, I can get ready in under 5 minutes if I have somewhere worthwhile to be (like the pub)

yep.and i don't do shopping and i hardly wear skirts when not on special occasion and i'm a voilent drummer.😛

and dave....it' cuz men r so simplistic our minds are too hard for ur simple mids to understand😄😄

lil bitchiness -

Originally posted by mechmoggy
I tell you what is wrong....

We spend the first nine months of our lives trying to get out of there, and the rest of our entire lives trying to get into others. 😕

LMFAO!!!!!!! 😂

Fire Senior Member

LoL I thought about making this as well De. but I didn't out of fear it would lead to too many of these threads

we can pie standing, we can read a bloody map, we get mathematics ....

bLooMiLiCioUs The Vampire Anoushka

😆😂

dave123 Funny Boy

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
and dave....it' cuz men r so simplistic our minds are too hard for ur simple mids to understand😄😄
simple is good..... you're saying it like its a bad thing

mechmoggy Northern Monkey

We have to be able to read maps Fire, cus we won't ask people for directions. Fact. ✅

Matrix_man The One

Originally posted by mechmoggy
I tell you what is wrong....

We spend the first nine months of our lives trying to get out of there, and the rest of our entire lives trying to get into others. 😕

dude u phucking kill me!