Review : Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Started by bLooMiLiCioUs11 pages

i bawled like a baby🙄
my friends were all shocked - i'm not a crying person😄

Now were these happy tears, sad tears, or 'Oh-my-god-Orlando-is-so-hot' tears? 😛

hehe *hopes not the last one* else bloom will drop a few points on my ranking

im sry... but i hated the movie... it was soo looooooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg and booooooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg... i think it sucked... 😖leep: ❌ 😖 😒 😕 🙁

I can't wait to see Return Of The King like a week from now on a Monday, first show, no one will be there but me! I've seen it three times and I swear the noisiest people in the world would sit right behind me every time. I guarantee you though, if I am the only person in the theater next Monday, as soon as the movie starts, some guy will walk in and sit right behind me and rustle his popcorn bag around in my friggin ear. Always happens to me. 🙁 Never fails.

Yeah, there sure are alot of noisy, obnoxious people at ROTK

Especially at the new theatre by where I live. There's a lot of little homie gangsta wannabees that flock to movies like ROTK and they have no idea why they are even there and they diss the movie the whole time, like what is the deal with THOSE people. They just go to the movie for the hype and then their stupid cell phones go off right when Eowyn is fighting the Witch King. F*CK!!! 😠

Originally posted by BackFire
Yeah, there sure are alot of noisy, obnoxious people at ROTK
Unfortunately, I was one of those ppl. I wasn't too bad, I just cheered a little too loudly, got a few 'shh!'s. Gods, I love the movies 😄

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
They just go to the movie for the hype and then their stupid cell phones go off right when Eowyn is fighting the Witch King. F*CK!!! 😠

Be calm and mature... and calmly, maturely, hunt them down and beat them up. 😇

man...i had such a crush on orli as legolas during the first two movies, but i guess my taste kind of change. i didn't swoon over him when i saw rotk. but i still think he's hot! just not as hot as drew fuller and rob lowe. *giggles* 😍

I have read the books RELIGIOUSLY since I was about 12 or so (I am 20 now).

There were so many changes throughout the entirety of the triliogy. I understand some of them, but...

1) Denethors character was not like this in the novel. He was a 'proud-to-be-king' king. Why change his character?

2) When Pippen swore alligence to Denethor, Gandalf encouraged this action in the Novel. Why change that?

3) At the end when Frodo is trying to find a title for his book, he thought of several titles and scratched them out. Why change this?

Things like that angered me.

1) no idea but they changed a lot about the gondor stuarts

2) if they made denethor like that in the book, gandalf wouldn't have encouraged pippen either

3) doesn't matter that much now does it?

I know that there are changes... but come on. There's only so much time for a movie. That's why there's an extended version! I know that the War of the Shire won't be in it... but it least we'll get to see Saruman 🙂

hehe

Originally posted by _CYCLOPS_
I have read the books RELIGIOUSLY since I was about 12 or so (I am 20 now).

There were so many changes throughout the entirety of the triliogy. I understand some of them, but...

1) Denethors character was not like this in the novel. He was a 'proud-to-be-king' king. Why change his character?

2) When Pippen swore alligence to Denethor, Gandalf encouraged this action in the Novel. Why change that?

3) At the end when Frodo is trying to find a title for his book, he thought of several titles and scratched them out. Why change this?

Things like that angered me.

1) denethor is not a king, he's the steward of gondor. a sub for the real heir/king to be. i guess pj and the crew made him seem proud so that when he goes crazy later, it'll make sense. in the books, it did seem kind of random when he was about to burn faramir and himself.

2) i think the script writers and pj wanted to give more meaning to billy boyd's character, pippin in the last movie. since merry and pip were kind of feeling left out on the action wanted to help, they wanted to give you more of that feeling. the friendship the hobbits had with boromir and their contribution in the war.

3) that part probably didn't seem necessary to add and would only prolong the ending. the movie is already as long as it is, no need to waste time.

1) I like Denethor better as a contemptable bastard anyway

2)Denethor being a contemptable bastard in the movie, it's not cool to swear allegience to said bastard

3)The ending was long enough as it was, one little tidbit like that isn't really important

2) yeah, that wasn't cool. but i think pippin felt like he owed it to him or something...

I think when Pippin sewered allegiance to him he didnt quite know how much of a psycho Denethor was.

Isnt the ending totally different in the book?
Someone said in the book when the hobbits return to the Shire that Sarauman is running it 😑
That would have been way cooler then that big ass ending 😖

A few scenes could have been cut from it, the ending I mean.

Peter Jackson never shot that part of the book (The Scouring of the Shire), he never liked it. The ending was kind of tedious, yeah

if they had included the scouring of the shire, the problem would have been a lot of people in the audience (REMEMBER THIS IS A FAMILY MOVIE MADE FOR EVERYONE, not only ppl who have read the books) would have complained the ending might have been a tad to dark (alwasy found the scouring of the shire one of the darkest parts in the book) Also it would kinda ruin the happy-end thingy they have going. Tolkien prolly didn't care as much for his audience, PJ had to make sure the movie brought in the money. (and it prolly wasn't just his call)

about pip, I think Kes is right and because pippin doesn't know it but gandalf does he seems reluctant