Harry sat back with a satisfied grin on face.
"Man, you rock, like, totally rock!" he slurred, "and this crack is awesome!"
"Yeah," said Fred slowly, "but how we gonna get these babies out to the public?"
"I know, with the police patrolling the school these days we got no chance! Did you know they arrested Professor Weed for the stash she had in Greenhouse Four?"
"Yeah... bummer man! How we supposed to learn the ways of becoming a drug baron if the freakin Muggles keep tryin to clean this place up? Professor SmokeSummore is furious!"
Suddenly, the portrait started to screech. "You are not coming in here, not without the password! No!"
Then a low, gravelly voice said, "I got a search warrant, will that do ya? Now open up, don't make my knock ya down!"
"Oh shit!" said Fred, hurriedly lifting the mirror and stowing all the drugs in the hollow table beneath. "It's the Sergeant!"
Suddenly the portrait swung open, and a drawling officer emerged.
"****!" Harry spat in a hurried whisper, throwing himself onto his feet.
"Do I look stoned?"
Fred considered for a minute. "Yes."
"How 'bout now?" Harry slurred and a lopsided smile covered his face and he threatened to fall over.
Fred spat an uncontrolable laugh at the sight.
"Uh huh!"
"What is going on here?" the officer asked stepping forward.
"Nothing much anymore. No girls." Fred laughed.
"Can't do bloody much without em!"
"On yer feet you maggots!" the officer cried, pulling Harry towards him. He was about the drag them off, when a loud crash was heard upstairs. He ran to investigate.
"I don't know about you sods, but I think we ought to leave." Hermione stood in the portrait hole with her wand dangling between her fingers.
"Oh yes baby! Awesome!" Fred ran to her and hugged her in a dangerously wobbly embrace.
"Easy luv, theres plenty of me to go around."
She laughed and they all made their way out.
"I wonder what the slytherines are up to..." Fred murmered "I'm thinking weed, I'm thinking paper mache, I'm thinking toilet paper, lets go!"
Fred led the way over to the portrait hole, whilst Hermione strode over to Ron, who was still lying on the floor, a mad grin on his face.
"Get up, the Sergeant just came in and nearly caught us all, but I think Peeves must've thrown a bookcase over upstairs"
Ron got up slowly, and wobbled dangerously, then slowly followed the rest out of the dorms.
The group made their way down to the dinner hall, Ron's stomach growling now and again.
"I got the munchies reeaal bad"
"You shouldn't smoke so much then" Hermione tutted, watching Harry's tight ass thru his robes.
As they reached the dinner hall, Hermione grabbed Harry from behind and dragged him in a small door on her left. This door led to a place called the Room of Requirement, where ppl could go if they knew it was there, it held anything needed.
"Hermione, what do you think you're - " Harry had started to ask Hermione what she was up to, but she had grabbed him and planted a dry kiss on his cheek.
"Ok, now I really want to know what you're up to..." He said smiling.
She smiled back and reached into her robes, pulling out a book.
"I want you to sign this, and then swaer to me to come back tonight.
harry signed the book quickly and then handed it back. "I swear...I'll be back."
Time to carry on I think.........
As Harry walked away his stoned mind was ticking over what had just happened between him and Hermione.
What could she be planning? Knowing Hermione, and he knew Hermione, it was bound to be something interesting, and probably extremely illegal.
As his brain crumpled pathetically with the effort of thinking so much, Harry resigned himself to the fact that he'd simply have to turn up and go with the flow. No problem, he was good at that.
He touched the spot on his cheek where she had kissed him, and felt himself redden, then caught Ron looking at him suspiciously as he arrived at the door to the Dinner Hall.
"Er, so, Ron, how much are you looking forward to dinner?" he asked, plastering a stupid smile on his blushing face. "I've got total munchies, dude, and I reckon you must've smoked twice as mucn as......"
"What just happened?? Round there?" Ron cut him off abruptly.
"Nothing man, nothing, Hermione just wanted me to sign this book thing, I have no idea what it was about, but I'm going to go along tonight to see!!"
Ron relaxed visibly. He grabbed Harry by the shoulder and shoved him through the doorway into the Dinner Hall and followed sheepishly.
"Sorry man, it's just, you know, I've liked her for so long........" he shrugged and loped over to the Spliffindor Table to join the others.
"Should have seen what she was up to in the dorms then" chuckled Harry under his breath.
He sighed, it was gonna be a long day......