Bootstrap Bill (merged)

no we want to go to the past!! to see if bootstrap really died!!!

DUCT TAPE!!!! WE NEED DUCT TAPE!!! EVERYTHING IS POSSOBLE WITH DUCT TAPE!!!!! i mean, you can build a math project, fix a leaky roof, stick stuff to peoples backs, and silence annoying chatterboxes!! why not build a time machine?

DUCT TAPE RULES THE EARTH!!!!

I AM HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*passes over duck tape*

there ya go.................. get sticking.............
and make a really big time machine so we can all go......... ya never know............. i mite stay there, and become a pirate myself......... aaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

yes yes yes.............i'm with ye!!!!!
i think it would be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fun being a pirate!!!!!!!

yay.....................
yoho yoho a pirates life for me...........
how exciting................. i get to sail away, and wear really cool clothes, and use a sword.................. but i warn ye........ stay away from me treasure 😛

maaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
stay away???.....i don't think so....*grabs some thing from cm then runs*
maaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
*evil laugh*

*runs into JDG and grabs the SUMTHING of her and runs*

aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*chases both of them, retrieves the treasure, and makes both walk the plank*

argh... iwarned ye......... and next time ye will be blown to bits.....

*walks off with treasure singing*

yoho yoho a pirates life for me

MONKEY I like ur Ziggy anyway

*still standing on plank*
Errr she didnt make us walk YAY
*runs after her and grabs treasure*
NA NA NA NA

right. that is it.......
*pulls out a gun and sword from waistband..... shhots arghpirategirl in the legs, so she cant run off, and forces johnny.dgirl to walk the plank*

i told you not to mess wi me treasure... and u didnt believe me..........

here. have sum rum arghhpirategirl..... itl numb the pain 😄

*retrieves treasure, and walks of with a bottle of rum*

(nothing personal guys... but tis my treasure this)

but..........but......................but................but i wasn't trynna take ye bloody treasuer!!!!!!!...........*looks around 4 back ups.............*

* drunken pirate struggling to stand * Suuuuurrrrreee you wernt *Hickup*

well..... i 4give ye. longs u dont do it again......

*passes over more rum, then sways from side to side singing*
yoho yoho a pirates life for me

*Shoots cheeky monkey and pushed JDG in water* hahahaha *gives APG more rum then collapses*

LOL
*gets back on board and shoots M_G in the head *teach u 4 not being nice 2 a friend of mine HMPH *sticks nose in the air then takes the bottle or rum that M_G gave 2 apg and skulls it down*

*bullet hole heals like in terminator 2* mwhahahahaha *takes rum off JDG and drinks rest, then falls off ship* whoa

*laughs till sides r hurting and teres a coming out of eyes*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah................ha ha ha ha......ha......phew..............*walks over 2 the side of tha ship (were in a ship??? i didn't no that) and c's machete floating on the water then starts laughing again*

*lying on ground moaning in pain*
OWWWW What about me R u's just gonna leave me 2 die or sumthing???

*stops laughing after bout 10 mins then runs over 2 apg* (but u wernt hert in the first place???.....where ya???)
no of corse not!!!!!! *gets doctors*

Err Yes Cheeky shot me in the leg ya bloody idiot!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah i remember now!!!! lol
*doctor fixes apg's leg*
there all better