Bootstrap Bill (merged)

*Comes back on ship and kills docter* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hahahahahhaahahahahahaha *shoots JDG and APG with large shotty*

((now i'm gonna use something u've already said))
*"bullet wound heals like a terminator 2" then grabs machete's gun and all his wepons* ha now who's the stupid 1?????? LOL
*chucks all his wepons over board* maaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO
ha ha this is fun!!!!!!!! *gets a bottle of rum and starts drinking*

There is a great saying....wait ill think of it....wait...wait..oh yeah! ALWAYS USE YOUR HEAD!!! *runs with head aimed at JDG but misses and falls off ship yet again* MAN! they really gotta put railings on these things!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks over the side of the ship and sighs*.........WHAT?........UES ME HEAD???...................(u've got a really really good sence of humer!!! lol)

*laughs at JDG and MG*
Bloody idiots
*sits down 2 watch the show*

🙁
does no-one care that im dying here?

*pours rum on the wound*
that stings like hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmm.... alcomahol!!!!!!!!!!!!11 😄

hey.... machete........ watcha doin in the water? nows not the best time for a swim.................

*staggers below deck and finds more rum....... sits in a corner drinking it*
drunk

me thinkz its time for us to be leaving *goes and lifts the anchor...... throws a rope for machete guy....*
come on..... were off..................

captain

I care *helps M_G up on ship*

*heps him up also and then gets some material 4 cheeky munkey then gos off 2 get drunk below deck*

*dances with mop drunkily*

*gets a tennise wracket and pretends 2 play the tune of a pirates life 4 me*(((~evan tho there was no such thing as a yennise wracket but ah well......thanx 4 the zig apg!!!~)))

aw thanx guys.................
here have sum rum
hic.....
*passses out more rum*
hic
*staggers along deck and falls into a barrel*

*jumps in barral of rum with CM* RUUUUUUUMMMMMM

mmm... alcomahol ... hic...
cheers

*eventually, wen the barrel is empty, climb out of the barrel, and pass out on the deck*
stretcher

*hics as well*

hehe 😊

*throws up on CM*
Whoops

EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was vile........
*passes APG a bucket.......*
throw up in that.............
me thinkz that rum and sea sickness dont mix.
wait........... stop the boat... i mean ship

*jumps overboard to wash clothes, then climbs back on deck soaking wet*

hey.... maybe you should take a swim too.... really freshens ya up........

*pushes APG into the water*

see......... dont u feel loads better now?

*looks in amszment at the fact that a pirate is getting clean*
*then faints from shock*

Hey!!! guess what i brought? rum and duct tape!!! 🍺 🍺 🍺

NOOOOOOOOO WATER CANT B CLEAN
*thrashes around then climbs back on ship*