Bootstrap Bill (merged)

*grabs tape off jjoutlaw and throghs it 2 apg*
u made the mess u can clean it up!!!!!!!!!!.....no wait isn't that in pp???? *confused*confused1

*confused too so skulls rum* aarr Rum...is there anything it cant do?

yes we're killing anameria!!!! (((the girl that slaped jack twice coz of her stupid bort)))

It was a shi*ty boat any way Who would slap jack Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....rrr.......sorry can you tell me again what we we were talkin about?

killing adameria!!!!!!!.......................................

hehe .........aaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
lift the anchor, ...... now, bring me that horizon 😄

oooh........ ducktape.............
*runs over to machete guy, and sticks him to the mast*
argh .............. hehe.............. ooh... i 4got,
*pulls out more duck tape, and tapes a bottle of rum to his mouth*

😄
yoho yoho a pirates life for me..................

annamaria, were coming for ye

*starts laughing at the funny sight of machete taped 2 the mast*
bloody pirate gets taped 2 a mast.....thats gonna go down in history now i'll make sure of it *stops laughing then takes a swig of rum and starts singing a pirates life 4 me*

Help..i need food up here...ooohhh...im bored...i need drink...

*looks at machete then teases him by putting a bottle of rum infrount if him and then taking it back when he went 2 grab it*
ha missed..........missed again.......ha missed yet aga-.....*machete fially gets it and skulls it*
arrgh bloody pirates!!!!!!!!!
*gets another bottle and takes a swig*

*laughs*
HA HA

is this a pirate party now

Every thing is a pirate party *gives a_k rat posioning in rum bottle* Drink up hehehe

i saw that *throws the rum on the ground and gets more rum, takes a swig* hello lover

Holly shi* what did you just say!!!!???!!!???!!!!

evil dead 2 8 DRINKS MORE RUM*

Hello Lover?

the head *drinks more rum*

Shutup about rum ...and you mean Hello My Love!!!"

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🤨
im confuzzled again?
who untied machete guy?
well then...........
rum......... where is the rum............

*finds a bottle and drinks it*
ah, thats better 😄