Countdown to Christmas

Started by mechmoggy9 pages

Oooh it's all gone serious in here. I'll soon remedy that.....

Did you hear the one about the atheist, insomniac, dyslexic bloke?

He stopped up all night wondering if there really was a dog. 😄

and found out that the mutt had craped besides his bed 🙄

I'm going Christmas shopping this Friday morning, before all the ravenous vultures get out of work 🙄

everyone:
what are your traditions when celebrating christmas? where do you celebrate it? what do you eat?

obligated: being home, have family diner and stuff

not obligated: nothing, I'm afraid 🙁

Home, meal: (pinnekjøtt) sheep meat prepeared in a traditional west Norwegian way. Very good.

Big dinner Christmas Eve, usually eat Mushroom soup, perogies, and other stuff, go to midnight mass. Christmas, open presents, have big breakfeast, big lunch, people usually come over to our house for Christmas dinner. We only say grace once a year, and that's for Christmas dinner, I think that's funny, and laugh like a jackass through the whole prayer. (Parents get really mad and embarassed infront of friends} 🙄

midnight mass at xmas, how often do you go to church Tex?

My sister insists on going to church on xmas , so we have to wait on her before we start the eatin extravaganza. 😛

church? damn, all religious people here!

it it SO great to get to open the presents christmas eve, I couldn't stand waitng 'til next morning. opening your presents in the morning, that's what you should do on your birthday 🙂

ah birthday... another whole year in front of you

My only tradition is that I invite people to dinner who otherwise would be alone. My best mate Martin comes to ours every year because his girlfriend always goes to stay with her family over Christmas. Also this year we've got a woman coming who Mrs.MM works with because she's usually alone at Xmas. Mrs.MM didn't like it when we first got together but she's cool with it now and realises that it's better to have a busy and happy Xmas day and a chilled out Boxing day with just the two of us.

If anyone here is gonna be alone on Xmas day you can always come to mine. 😄

great, you buy my planeticket and I will visit you 😄

Due to an arcane set of family traditions inherited from BOTH sides of the family, Christmas and Boxing Day is a stressful nightmare of present opening, eating, sleeping and loud family arguments, plus our patented "throw the used wrapping paper into the box" game.

I'm in charge of distributing presents and the yearly quiz. Two years ago I got complained at by my Aunt for putting too much history in, last year I got moaned at by my Mother for putting too much Maths in. So this year I have put in both. With any luck, everyone should be equally annoyed.

That is a nice treat Mech. Being alone at christmas must be hard.

God bless us everyone. 😉

I see that Ush knows how to paint the town reed 🙄

I see that Ush knows how to paint the town reed

and what does the town look like then?????

blue! what did you think?

After the watershed they start playing strip poker and naked twister though. 😉 😱 😄