Countdown to Christmas

Edna, you clutz! 😄 Did you make her mop it up, Ush?

That would have been funny, but not worth it... she normally asked me to open them for her, but was striking out on her own.

Hmm, I'm more upset that tastey Capri-Sun was wasted! 🙁

It's hard sticking the straw into that little hole. Edna should not feel bad. Besides, us guys have more experience with sticking things 😉

Back in the early 90's dad used to buy those big boxes of Capri Sun at Sams, I really miss those 🙁

Yes, everyone loves Capri-Sun!

Yes, it's very sweet. Your fingers get sticky if you get some on them. I like to stick my finger in kool-aid packets and eat them. My mom would get furious when she saw me doing that, said it was bad for my liver and that it made me look like a hick 😄

Bad for your liver? Hows that?

I dont know, everytime I did something she disapproved of, it was always bad for my liver 🙄

Tex, were you a heavy drinker as a youth? It figures.

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It dont drink, it makes you old and fat

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You don't drink either? God damnit.

I'm taking you and Ush to a stip club and were getting HAMMERED!!!!!

Strip clubs have sticky floors and smell like sweat!! 🙁

Man. . .. I . . dude. . . . ar. . . .

oh. . . shit. Tex, we gotta talk, man.

Tex, he is taking you to a STIPCLUB, so don't worry
(although I can't say what a stipclub is, must be an American thing)

How'd you get from Christmas countdown to strip clubs?....well I guess I know where your mind is 🙄