Things they probably woud never say...

i cant beleve this. i have just realized we are managing to stay on topic, even with me and vampiree on the same thread. *gasps*

back on topic!

There...you went and ****ed it up....

Jubilee: I'm gonna go out and buy some fireworks for the Fourth of July.

Scott: Jean will you help me put my eye drops in.

Kitty not saying 'like' or 'totally' in a sentence.

Scott: it's good to see you logan.

Xavier: What are you thinking!!

Toad: I bought a new perfume.

Pyro:"is it me or is it hot in here?"

Storm: "Wow its really chilly in here. Maybe I should put on a jacket."

Blob: Wow buy one get one free on weight watchers bars!!

I have some,
Kitty: I'm stuck!
Penance: My skin is as soft as a babies bottom.
Longshot: Nope, I didnt win on this scratch-off.
Dazzler: Got a flashlight?
Angel: I wish I could fly!!
Iceman: We're out of ice in the cooler!

Nightcrawler: I think I got the blues.

Toad: Hey, were out of soap!!

Toad: Oh, gross! There's a fly in my soup!

Logan - Who broke into my lotion cabnit!!!!
Scott - I wonder what storm whould looks like if that uniform was gone.
Jean - Me? Bitchy?!
Rogue - Care if I take my gloves off?
Xavier - What are they whispering about?
Storm - I'm all American.
Bobby - I hate waiting for soup to cool.
Kitty - Damn, they locked me out. Now, like, what will I do?
John - What the hell do you mean I'm hot/t?!

Bobby's brother Renni, or Reggie or something: Its okay bro. I understand. I'll still love you no matter what you are.

Logan: Wheres the razor?

Logan: Damn! Thats gonna leave a scar...

😆 😂 🤣 😂 😆

Storm: Its days like these that make me wish I controlled the weather.

Strom - How's the weather?

This ones kinda lame but-
Magneto: Hey, could you pass me that big metal thing?

😮