Things they probably woud never say...

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Xavier: No, you can't come! Last time, you moved!!

(i don't know anything about jubilee but this one is a guess)

Jubilee - Damn, what will I do know?! My batteries died.

Scott walks into the bathroom with matching rob and slippers. He lights the scented candles a sprinkles rose peddles on top of the bubbles for his bath. He then reaches to turn on his favorite CD, n'sink x-mas, but quietly so he can roominess (oops, that is probably something he would do)

Magneto: the door is locked and i dont have the key

did i get the Jubille thing? or no?

i dont know i dont really know Jubille either.

Magneto saying this to Xavier: do u want to play with my new GIJoes(sp?)

Mystique: i wish i can be u

Jean: Pass me the remote control

Colossus: I can beat magneto all by myself.

Kitty: They locked the door

Mystique - i wish my boobs were bigger.

Cerebro Voice - F**K OFF PROFESSOR! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR ON YOUR OWN! (cerebro's 'time of the month'😉

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Cerebro Voice - F**K OFF PROFESSOR! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR ON YOUR OWN! (cerebro's 'time of the month'😉

LOL

sabrethooth: *giggles*

sabertooth to wolverine: come on i will buy you a drink!

Logan to Sabertooth: Is wine ok? I keep a colection. I mostly collect the frilly bottles.

Cyclops:"I need eyedrops, my eyes are getting red."

Nightcrawler after bamfing :"Something stinks."

Lady Deathstrike - I LIKE TOTALY LOVE MY PRITTY LITTLE PINK TUTU!!!

😆 😆

In the spirit of lameness...

Pyro: Anyone gotta light?

Wolverine: I need a band-aid.

Magneto: I bring human peace and love.