Originally posted by stickman618
MAGNETO: what have i done?
*Ashton Kutcher comes in*
ASHTON: you've just been punk'd!!
MAGNETO: WHAT?
ASHTON: there's a camera over there, and over there
PYRO: (LAUGHING) we were all in on this and you're not really cured
*moments later*
MAGNETO: hi i'm magneto and i've just been punk'd
Xavier: Oh dear, I don't have Eric's home address to send him a birthday card. Oh well, I'll just send him an e-card.
Cyclops: Jean, that is a beautiful white dress you're wearing.
Jean: I've named my new puppy "Phoenix!"
Storm: Damn! I need some more A1 sauce for my steak!
Wolverine: A Bud Light, please. I gotta watch my weight.
Rouge: Feel my forehead- do I have a fever?
Gambit: (in Las Vegas) No, I don't want to go to the casino. Let's go see Cher in concert!!!
Beast: The Simpsons is totally the most, like, funny tv show, like in the WHOLE world!
Iceman: Man, I hate winter!
Mystique: I am Pro-Gun Control. All of my weapons are registered with the US government.
Magneto: I'm anemic.
Quicksilver: I really need to start working out.
Wanda: That's not possible!
Toad: Has anyone seen my Mango Burst shower gel?
Sabertooth: Wolvie!
I hope you enjoyed!
Xavier: Oh dear, I don't have Eric's home address to send him a birthday card. Oh well, I'll just send him an e-card.
Cyclops: Jean, that is a beautiful white dress you're wearing.
Jean: I've named my new puppy "Phoenix!"
Storm: Damn! I need some more A1 sauce for my steak!
Wolverine: A Bud Light, please. I gotta watch my weight.
Rouge: Feel my forehead- do I have a fever?
Gambit: (in Las Vegas) No, I don't want to go to the casino. Let's go see Cher in concert!!!
Beast: The Simpsons is totally the most, like, funny tv show, like in the WHOLE world!
Iceman: Man, I hate winter!
Mystique: I am Pro-Gun Control. All of my weapons are registered with the US government.
Magneto: I'm anemic.
Quicksilver: I really need to start working out.
Wanda: That's not possible!
Toad: Has anyone seen my Mango Burst shower gel?
Sabertooth: Wolvie!
I hope you enjoyed!
ps
there is another thread just like this one, so I just copied and pasted what I put on that one here. 🙂