Things they probably woud never say...

Wolverine: Hey bub! i asked for a Bud LIGTH!!!
Gambit: so, how do you call this game? Poker?
Xavier: listen, i'll talk with you after my jogging session ok?
Magneto: damn, a metal door... there goes our escape plan...
Iceman: isn't it a bit chilly in here guys?
Sabretooth: yeah, that was at the lecture from quantum physics last friday wasn't it?

Rogue evo: Have you got the new britney spears album?
Wolverine: I'm joining alcoholics anonymous
Cyclops: Jean, pi$$ off and die you evil b!tch
Xavier:Now where did i put my rollerblades?
Storm: Whats the weather forecast for tomorrow?
Jean: I'm going out to buy more red hair dye
Sabretooth: I'm going to get my nails manicured, be back in a few hours
Toad: Hurry up, i need to take a shower!
Quicksilver: Wait up you guys!

jean: anybody else wants to go with my hunting and eat our victims raw and wiggling?

Originally posted by BarmyBrummie

Xavier:Now where did i put my rollerblades?
Storm: Whats the weather forecast for tomorrow?
Quicksilver: Wait up you guys!

😂

xavier: my legs hurt
scott: this contact lens is a pain
mystique: I envy your face
wanda: I love you toad

mystique:who has a number for a good plastic surgeon?

Originally posted by Vampiree
jean: anybody else wants to go with my hunting and eat our victims raw and wiggling?

HILARIOUS THAT IS

*kisses shades*

blob: no, thank you. I'm not hungry.
pyro: eep! i burnt myself!
wanda (from evo especially): daddy! will you take us to the funfair daddy? I love my daddy so much!
sabretooth: ow! my nail! you broke my nail! *sits down and starts to cry*

onslought: gosh darn it *in yokol voice from the simpsons*

god.... this can't be happening... ye got banned TWICE, didn't ye? *cries* abby! where are ye!!!!!

BACK ON TOPIC!

ERRRRR:

iceman: wait a moment this peas arnt frozen! i'll have to take em back!

Mastermind (evo) - Wait a secind, i need to TELL you what she looked like, so sit down and wait

Originally posted by Vampiree
god.... this can't be happening... ye got banned TWICE, didn't ye? *cries* abby! where are ye!!!!!

Spyke: You think i'm annoying?, you obviously haven't met Rooby.

Here are some more...

Nightcrawler- Gosh I am so pale today!
Angel- I am a devil, aren't I?
Pyro- Oh the house's on fire! Help!
Xavier- I appreciate your offer for a ride Moira, but I'd rather walk.
Cyclops- Good now, I've lost my contact lenses!
Stryker- Mutants rights now!
Quicksilver- I'm going to be late now...

Xavier: Let's race
Jean: A penny for your thought.
Cyclops: Do you think my eyes look weird today?
Logan: Where is my makeup?
Iceman: It's hot. I wish I had some ice.
Pyro: AAAH! It's hot.

So what? Everyone lost their ideas suddenly?

Yep

Rogue: I guess it wouldn't kill ME to put on a t-shirt
Wolverine: that ballet was exceptional if I do say so myself
Xavier: Ok, where is everyone?
Jubilee: I don't want that in yellow..
Cyclops: Hey Jean, these glasses are so over-rated, I think I'll take em' off

Storm: Man, the weather is terrible

Wolverine: Man, I've gotta stop smoking. It will kill me