The Death Test! *scary music*

Started by mechmoggy6 pages

July 1, 2042
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Only 10% chance of alcoholsim? I like those odds, time to increase my intake methinks...

yeah, but mech, ... 5% chance for Alien Abduction 😖

Thats always been a major concern for me, ask Gundy.

*Hides under some pillows*

that will stop them?

*Whispers*

Shhh, they can't see me under here.

Wait ... I'll help you out
*takes away the big signs pointing at the pillows*

March 7, 2064
at the age of 78 years old.

Most likely to die of Cancer

well I'm going to live to 72. I have an 8 percent chance of dying in a horrible accident (because I cross the street when it says "don't walk"😉, a 19 percent chance of getting murdered (because my grandfather made beer during prohibition and had Mafia connections), a five percent chance of dying from lonliness, a 5 percent chance of dying from confusion 😂 and, my personal favorite, a 5 percent chance of public execution in a third world country.

You're gonna die after me! Make sure you come to my funeral darth.

2067, 55% chance of cancer. woo hoo

Originally posted by BarmyBrummie
You're gonna die after me! Make sure you come to my funeral darth.

'course. 🙂

😄

I actually now taken the test....
Cancer (40%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Estimated date of death Jan 1st 2056 at the age of 69! Wey Hey! 👿

Here's mine...

You can expect to die on:
July 8, 2059
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Suicide (6%)

71 years

most likely cancer or hear attack

March 26, 2076
at the age of 88 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (18%)
Alien Abduction (17%)
Drowning (16%)
Homicide (12%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Originally posted by silver_tears
hmmmmmm what were your results mike 😖hifty:

😖hifty: Hmmm...

hehehe... i changed everything and put mostly bad stuf and it came up...

January 6, 2004 (which is like 3 days from now!!)
At The Age of 15
40% Contagious Disease
16% Cancer
5% Heart Attack
5% Suicide

Heh heh better start planning the funeral!

oh yeah I forgot "third degree burns" cos I like to play with fire!! 😈