The Death Test! *scary music*

Heehee, fire is fun...

(has a collection of about 100 candles down in her room)

yeah, I like to play with fire...so what? I'm surprised that 3rd degree burns didn't come up on mine 😄

July 4, 2045
at the age of 63 years old.

well I also said that I regularly light firecrackers in my mouth then spit them out at the last second... that was a lie

Oh poo!

April 9, 2039 age 64

Cancer 22%
Heart Attack 20%
Alcoholism 13% (I expected this to be higher!)
Alien Abduction 10%
Homicide 6%

Next time I may try lying to improve my chances...

10% chance of alien abduction. hahah!

November 22, 2031
at the age of 61 years old. 🙁

And...Auto-Fellatio (5%) 🤨

Die by auto-fellatio?????? 😆 😆 😆 😆 🤣 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by The One Himself
Die by auto-fellatio?????? 😆 😆 😆 😆 🤣 😆 😆 😆

Cancer 40% , but I have 5% of chances by auto-fellatio. 😛

December 25 2064
aged 75
cancer 31%
drowning 10%
homicide 9%
alcoholism 8%
contagious disease 7%
3rd degree burns 5%
horrible accident 5%

to be honest i was bummed out i thought i would die aged 25 in a stunt for a film

auto-fellatio, I mean I know what fellatio is , but auto-fel?? WTF????

75 that's pretty old

May 11, 2071
at the age of 83 years old.

thats when i die i liked the pushup qeustion i can do 180 without stopping 😛

July 7, 2053 at the age of 68 years old.

Hmm just over a month from my 68 Birthday.

Heart Attack (34%)
Cancer (19%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Oh man, die of a heart attack 😠

I bet I got 5% Suicide cause i listen to Korn

Here are my results
July 9, 2041
at the age of 51 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (14%)
Cancer (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Contagious Disease (9%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Originally posted by Carlcsw
I bet I got 5% Suicide cause i listen to Korn

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 14, 2035, at the age of 50 years old. 🤨

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%) In the family so not really a huge shock..... ❌

Alcoholism (13%) 🍺 Ya...... cheers

Alien Abduction (8%) Uh, yeah, right........ 👽 whip

Homicide (7%) Bring it on...... gunsmilie

Heart Attack (5%) Probably 😉

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Does this mean some guy will strangle/suffocate me while we're having sex?? 😱

April 28, 2054
69 years old
30% cancer
Heart attack 12%
Horrible accident 12%
Alien Abduction 9%
Drowning 7%

It said that I will die when I am 84

October 15, 2048
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

April 18, 2065
at the age of 74 years old.

January 21, 2062
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (14%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Contagious Disease (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)