"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 19, 2059
at the age of 85 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Homicide (10%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Drowning (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 19, 2059, as you slip silently into the night.
Thats not a bad age i guess.