101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort!

1.look at his second face and tell him "you need make up"
2.tell him at least you have a girlfriend
3.trip him and laugh
4.give him a picture of dumbledore signed by dombledore
5.give him a kiss
6.give him a hug and say "i wuv you"
7.moon him
8.point your wand at him and say "hahahahaha that was a good one!!!!!!!
9.tell him that professor magonagall got his letter and she said no she wouldn't sleep with him
10.fart on him

ROFWL!

lol i thought you guys would like that

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Yes, it's very original. I have not read a funnier post in the entire thread. I shall have to try to top it, but I think I will fail miserably. 😄

🙂 oh yeah..i got a better one!!!!!!!

1.dance in a funny style like this: banyey
2.sleep with him and tell him that it's his fault
3.tell him your dumbledore's #1 fan
4.fart on him and run around him screaming...voldemort did it!!!!!!!!!
5.run in front of him with a sign like this: yousuck
6.stare at him and tell him "i bet you you'll blink before i do"
7.tell him you know he does this ban11 in the bathroom
8.keep telling him there is somthing on his shirt then punch him
9.strip for him
10.tell him "you are...so beautiful"

Whenever you walk behind him, always sing the Jaws theme

lol..duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh...DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH *sings it*

ROFWL! You guys are great at this! Let me try:

1)Tell him you know he is Tom Riddle you saw him making out with the muggle under the bleachers at Hogwarts Final Year.

2)Send him a chain letter, telling him bad fortune awaits if he does not send seven letetrs to seven friends.

3)Let the Divinations teacher give him a reading.

Paint his room pink

1.send 100 pizzas to him so he has to pay for them
2.send 465 little girls over to him for him to babysit
3.tell him you know a girl that will go out with him but he has to meet her at a resteraunt...then...make him sit there for 5 hours when there is no girl
4.tell him his mom is going to have a baby and forget about him
5.tell every one he wears spongebob underwear
6.tell him that you saw him with his stuffed teddy bear and you are gunna tell every one
7.take him out in the woods,run away,and keep screaming "OH MY GOD"
8.pick your nose and wipe it on him
9.run him over
10.get him drunk and take his clothes off and make him stand outside of hogwarts till he is sober (naked)
11.get a snapshot of him singing in the mirror
12.flip him off,run and say "IT WASN'T ME!!!!" then watch him try and figure out who it was

ask him: "how do you keep an idiot in supsence?
he asks "how?"
you tell him "i'll tell you later"

lol Foamy.

ok heres one.

imperio him to thinking hes a super model, find him a shocking pink leather out fit tell him hes gorgeous and not to forget it then send him out on the town telling him to go find the muggle of his dreams.

transfigure all his capes so that they all have 'Harry's number 1 fan' on the back.

lol tigress!!! 😂

Thats a good 1 😱

Bloody brilliant!

yep...🙁

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