101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort!

Started by el-pirate13 pages

✅ me too!!

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cast a conjunctivitus curse at him and say whos for hide and seek voldies it , the leg it

Insist that he tries your mother's home baked shepards pie and when he says no forse feed i to him except it is filled with bubo tuber

HEY!!!!! FAMILIAR FACES IN A STRANGE PLACE!!!!!!!!! POC PEOPE HERE!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APG AND EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! *does backflip, falls, and breaks back*

owww...

Call him "Mister. Voldy.", and refer to his Death Eaters as "Drinking Mates".

lol
hey JJ! lot of potc people here now! we're taking over!! 👿

lol..

Don't know if it's been said but force feed him laxitives

hey these are really funny.. i dont have any myself ... but i think that if u did any of these things to voldie then he'd probably avadra Kavadra u. but there funny none the less 😄😄

put canry cream in everything he eats

what is canary cream??

oo ooo!! i have one!!! make him hide under my sister's bed! *cough* lame *cough*...

yup wot the hell is canary cream

it would be canary s..t by ne chance???

Dunno if it's been said but replace the death eater masks with Harry Potter ones

put him under imperio and make him recite nursery rhymes for the deatheaters but making him think that they are all toddlers.

hysterical

Leave him in a an orphanage with muggle born, taking away his wand, and making him dress up in a pink dress to perforn a dance for the other children!
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I know! I'm crap at this! 🙁

Bet you it's more than 101 already 😈

Be Harry Potter and live