cast a conjunctivitus curse at him and say whos for hide and seek voldies it , the leg it
SL
Spotted LemonsJunior Member
Insist that he tries your mother's home baked shepards pie and when he says no forse feed i to him except it is filled with bubo tuber
ROU
Roux'sGirlI am so Confused...
HEY!!!!! FAMILIAR FACES IN A STRANGE PLACE!!!!!!!!! POC PEOPE HERE!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APG AND EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! *does backflip, falls, and breaks back*
owww...
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Call him "Mister. Voldy.", and refer to his Death Eaters as "Drinking Mates".
ELP
el-piratepissed
lol hey JJ! lot of potc people here now! we're taking over!! 👿
LAD
ladygrimThe Grim piratess
lol..
FFX
FFXRULEZJunior Member
Don't know if it's been said but force feed him laxitives
YOU
you-know-whoShe-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
hey these are really funny.. i dont have any myself ... but i think that if u did any of these things to voldie then he'd probably avadra Kavadra u. but there funny none the less 😄😄
OCE
oceanflamejennifleur
put canry cream in everything he eats
ROU
Roux'sGirlI am so Confused...
what is canary cream??
oo ooo!! i have one!!! make him hide under my sister's bed! *cough* lame *cough*...
LAD
ladygrimThe Grim piratess
yup wot the hell is canary cream
LAD
ladygrimThe Grim piratess
it would be canary s..t by ne chance???
FFX
FFXRULEZJunior Member
Dunno if it's been said but replace the death eater masks with Harry Potter ones
TIG
tigressSlash Queen Senior Member
put him under imperio and make him recite nursery rhymes for the deatheaters but making him think that they are all toddlers.
DAP
~DaPirateFreak~Senior Member
hysterical
TEL
TelperacaSKittle Addict
Leave him in a an orphanage with muggle born, taking away his wand, and making him dress up in a pink dress to perforn a dance for the other children! 👿