tell him he looked smashing on the back of quirrels head
when he's trying to sleep keep whispering in his ear "harry pottaaaaar"
if you have a death wish: walk in on a death eater meeting and slap lord voldemort on the back like your mates and say "there you you are Tom my man where ya been all these years"
at a meeting every time he opens his mouth make clucking noises
oh i have one!!!
get him one of those badges that say 'bald is sexy' 😄
...oh my lord i d-didn't see you there your not angry are you? *sniggers*
"CRUCIO!" *screams* ok ok i'll take that as a yes forgive me my lord!! but dont you admitt the badge is true why dont you wear it to the next meeting? what you say you'd rather eat nagini!? thats it im calling the RSPCA!!!