101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort!

Oh wow Voldemort, you look just like Yuda from star wars ahhahahaahh

bumping

...don't know if something like it has been said, but.

-Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
-Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there....

Lock him in a room with a dolby 7.1 surround sound system and a looping album of Phil Collins, WITHOUT Ridalin

Tell him he has sand in his Vagina whenever he gets cranky

lol.... 🙂

Put him on the Steve Irwin Show:

Steve Irwin: Crikey, have a look at this lil' beauty, this has to be the rarest snake in the world
Voldemort: I am no snake, I am LORD Voldemort
Steve Irwin: I'm gonna atempt to sneak up on him now and TACKLE him to the ground
Voldemort: You will do no such thi...AHHH
Steve Irwin: Quick Terry, get the rpes, I'm gonna bind his legs togeth...CRIKEY, Me ARM!!!!

lol... very funny....

Originally posted by Secosera_TD
Tell him he has sand in his Vagina whenever he gets cranky

transfigure all his clothes pink and give him imperio and make him dance swanlake.

Don't know if something like this has already been said... but-
Make him read hours and hours of horrible fanfic in which he and Dumbledor get together in the end.

lol.....

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dont mind me i was just testin summit

Originally posted by Secosera_TD
Put him on the Steve Irwin Show:

Steve Irwin: Crikey, have a look at this lil' beauty, this has to be the rarest snake in the world
Voldemort: I am no snake, I am LORD Voldemort
Steve Irwin: I'm gonna atempt to sneak up on him now and TACKLE him to the ground
Voldemort: You will do no such thi...AHHH
Steve Irwin: Quick Terry, get the rpes, I'm gonna bind his legs togeth...CRIKEY, Me ARM!!!!

LMFAO.....Steve annoys me sooo much 😆

me too...

muahahaa, i luve this picture 😆

LMFAO...Thats an awsome pic 😱

<<BOOOOO! You're it!

[Harry]'Why? I thought Voldemort was supposed to be lying low, or are you telling me he's going to jump out from behind a dustbin to try and do me in?' >>

^the lines that were next to the picure^ LOL 😄

indeed ... i'd love to be able to draw like that 🙂