The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by TheAuraAngel1,600 pages

This chapter pretty much solidifies that Madara was gay for Hashirama. Calling people ugly based on strength, calling Hashirama the strongest, has his tattooed to his chest. Yeah.

Nah, he was probably asexual like Sasuke.

Seriously though, pointing to Hashirama's face on his chest and asking Tsunade if she was related to it was a dick move. haermm

Would have been funnier if he'd compared breasts.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Would have been funnier if he'd compared breasts.

It would have been better had Hashirama's face been put where Madara's crotch should be. Then he could point to his crotch and say, 'Are you a descendent of this guy?'

*thinks about it some more*

I'm hilarious. 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Would have been funnier if he'd compared breasts.

His are obviously firmer.

Originally posted by dadudemon
It would have been better had Hashirama's face been put where Madara's crotch should be. Then he could point to his crotch and say, 'Are you a descendent of this guy?'

*thinks about it some more*

I'm hilarious. 😆 😆 😆

You got that idea from me because I mentioned the word 'dick'. estahuh

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
You got that idea from me because I mentioned the word 'dick'. estahuh

Dang it.

Well, I thought I got the idea because I'm an immature idiot. Let's go with your idea. 🙂

But you are an immature idiot that obviously needs inspiration to make an immature idiotic joke. estahuh

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
But you are an immature idiot that obviously needs inspiration to make an immature idiotic joke. estahuh

We should toast our cups. But instead of cups, we should toast our d*cks and say "Cheers".

You guys are gay.

Err....so should Hashirama be bumped up based on this new revelation about his supposed superior regen?

Also I would like to note that I still don't like Itachi because he's a Sue of ungodly proportion and is still responsible for the Sasuke we see today. This chapter makes me kindo neutral to him though.

Wonder what Tsunade is supposed to do now? I mean she look like she wants to do something butI hope this isn't just a tease.

I don't care for Itachi either.

"One of the only true ninjas in Naruto", lol, what a crock of shit.

K, so wait. Why do people like Itachi all of a sudden this chapter?

Don't give me a simple one liner, please. I want a well thought out paragraph because I do not see what this major "change" is towards Itachi from this chapter, alone.

I guess it is because Itachi admitted that he ****ed up with Sasuke?

Which... I can vaguely recall him doing before this chapter. 😐

Originally posted by NemeBro
I don't care for Itachi either.

"One of the only true ninjas in Naruto", lol, what a crock of shit.

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Itachi is a boring character, but he sounds like freaking Macbeth next to Sasuke.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
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Elaborate.

easily

itachi's personal mission:

itachi's duty to maintain the peace of his village was a task he was able to shoulder himself, and he had the forethought to tie up loose ends by having his brother not only get revenge for the clan, but to outlive him and carry on the uchiha legacy/bloodline by making sure he survived and get strong enough till he did kill him. with his death it would negate the hatred he tried to orchestrate to be directed at himself for the act, his only mistake was that sasuke developed the "uchiha hatred" for the senju's rule, and his fail-safe technique well...failed, though, there were added factors that led up to this like naruto, and tobi's demagogue routine/lies. he even compensated for orochimaru's manipulations.

but ofcoarse he's not done yet. he's going to tie up more loose ends even as a corpse.

the man's skills:

i really don't need to go in depth here cause it's pretty obvious how well he performed. i think his standout skill was his handseal speed.

all in all, he was a true shadow in the ninja world, he barely said much and wasn't ostentatious in the least bit, as he was tasked to save his village and protect his investment.

what a bawse

Man what a fanboy. awesome

Pfft, you've written your share of fanboy rants over Sasuke.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
easily

itachi's personal mission:

itachi's duty to maintain the peace of his village was a task he was able to shoulder himself, and he had the forethought to tie up loose ends by having his brother not only get revenge for the clan, but to outlive him and carry on the uchiha legacy/bloodline by making sure he survived and get strong enough till he did kill him. with his death it would negate the hatred he tried to orchestrate to be directed at himself for the act, his only mistake was that sasuke developed the "uchiha hatred" for the senju's rule, and his fail-safe technique well...failed, though, there were added factors that led up to this like naruto, and tobi's demagogue routine/lies. he even compensated for orochimaru's manipulations.

but ofcoarse he's not done yet. he's going to tie up more loose ends even as a corpse.

So basically: He's an idiot. Well I knew that much already.

His plans concerning Sasuke were so dumb they bordered on the insane.

the man's skills:

i really don't need to go in depth here cause it's pretty obvious how well he performed. i think his standout skill was his handseal speed.

So he's powerful. Okay.

all in all, he was a true shadow in the ninja world, he barely said much and wasn't ostentatious in the least bit, as he was tasked to save his village and protect his investment.

All it takes to be a good ninja is being a good mercenary. Since that is what ninjas were. Mercenaries. Ninja is just a fancy term for mercenary, and while they did specialised mostly in espionage, they would do basically whatever paid/ordered to do.

Son.

So while Itachi is a good example of a "troo ninja", he is by no means unique in that regard.

Naruto is a shitty ninja though. "**** what my Village says, I know bettars!"

what a bawse

What a loser. You should be ashamed for liking him.