The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by Dark-Jaxx1,600 pages

Temari has the single greatest ass and the best legs in Naruto. Fo rell.

Also, Karin is flat, lol.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah, Temari DOES have some nice junk in the trunk. hmm

I'd use the "Shadow Neck Bind" technique to instead grab some bewwwwbs. Ya see, they don't know how to use their powers. ✅

Maybe Shika just wants to live. lol Temari seems like the type that would kill anyone if they tried it shadow or not.

Originally posted by Kento
Maybe Shika just wants to live. lol Temari seems like the type that would kill anyone if they tried it shadow or not.

Yeah right...If I were a ninja in the Naruto universe, I'd have more chakra and be stronger than the Bijuu, faster than Madara, better senses than Kiba, more jutsus than the the 3rd hokage and Orochimaru, and smarter than Shikimaru. Genjutsus wouldn't work on me...they'd be beneath me.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah right...If I were a ninja in the Naruto universe, I'd have more chakra and be stronger than the Bijuu, faster than Madara, better senses than Kiba, more jutsus than the the 3rd hokage and Orochimaru, and smarter than Shikimaru. Genjutsus wouldn't work on me...they'd be beneath me.
You still wouldn't be as powerful as Konohamaru.

Temari is mine. I have been obsessing over her way longer then all of you and have the sigs to prove it.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Temari is mine. I have been obsessing over her way longer then all of you and have the sigs to prove it.
I disagree. Well if you ignore the little fact Temari would be a bit to young for me irl..More so during the first half. But still I disagree.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Temari is mine. I have been obsessing over her way longer then all of you and have the sigs to prove it.
I have masturbated to more hentai of her than you and have the tissues to prove it.

Doubtful. I have been masturbating to Temari's great'ness since before I was in the womb. Plus, you think that Hinata is hotter and you needed me to tell you where those scenes of her in the steam room were from. I am a much better obcessor then you, doo-doo head.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Doubtful. I have been masturbating to Temari's great'ness since before I was in the womb. Plus, you think that Hinata is hotter and you needed me to tell you where those scenes of her in the steam room were from. I am a much better obcessor then you, doo-doo head.
1. I have been ndoinhg it since before you even existed little man.

2. Well Hinata is hotter. Though Temari has the brutal personality I like in a girl.

3. That's because you watch the fail filler. No one likes people who watch filler Blax.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
1. I have been ndoinhg it since before you even existed little man.

I have been doing it before you existed, little man.

2. Well Hinata is hotter.

QED. I win.

3. That's because you watch the fail filler. No one likes people who watch filler Blax.

It wasn't a filler episode, you douche' bag.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I have been doing it before you existed, little man.

QED. I win.

It wasn't a filler episode, you douche' bag.

1. Fail. You just said exactly what I said. You suck ass.

2. Reported for not quoting all of what I said.

3. Did that scene happen in the manga? If so prove it.

And at the end of the day Blax, you gotta remember I am hotter than you. She would want me.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
1. Fail. You just said exactly what I said. You suck ass.

Your mom sucks ass.

2. Reported for not quoting all of what I said.

Nigga you know it's true. 131

3. Did that scene happen in the manga? If so prove it.

Not being canon doesn't mean it's filler, it's just non-canon.

And at the end of the day Blax, you gotta remember I am hotter than you. She would want me.

You're an average (At best) sized skin head nazi dude. I'm a 6'3 black guy. She'd be all over me.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Your mom sucks ass.

Nigga you know it's true. 131

Not being canon doesn't mean it's filler, it's just non-canon.

You're an average (At best) sized skin head nazi dude. I'm a 6'3 black guy. She'd be all over me.

1. And it feels damn good. You wish a woman that fine would suck yours.

2. That you a b!tch ass nigga? Yeah, that's true. 313

3. Yeah it does. Like how DBZ episodes, when they extend fights longer than they were in the manga, it is still called filler.

4. Average sized? I'm 5'9" and 220 pounds son. And I have hair thank you, a full head of it. And even though you are bigger than me, I am stronger than you. 131

Spoiler:
And have a bigger penis
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
1. And it feels damn good. You wish a woman that fine would suck yours.

You have her looks. She can't be all that fine.

2. That you a b!tch ass nigga? Yeah, that's true. 313

If by ***** ass nigga you mean ultimo-sekz incarnate, then yeah. yeah that's true.super13

3. Yeah it does. Like how DBZ episodes, when they extend fights longer than they were in the manga, it is still called filler.

But it wasn't apart of the episode, it was a little tidbit after the credits of a canon episode. Muhaha.

4. Average sized? I'm 5'9" and 220 pounds son.

You're overweight. That's not a positive point in your favor. 😐

And I have hair thank you, a full head of it.

Still a skin-head nazi dude on the inside. 313

And even though you are bigger than me, I am stronger than you. 131

Spoiler:
And have a bigger penis

Jesse Owens is proof that both statements are inherently false.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
You have her looks. She can't be all that fine.

If by ***** ass nigga you mean ultimo-sekz incarnate, then yeah. yeah that's true.super13

But it wasn't apart of the episode, it was a little tidbit after the credits of a canon episode. Muhaha.

You're overweight. That's not a positive point in your favor. 😐

Still a skin-head nazi dude on the inside. 313

Jesse Owens is proof that both statements are inherently false.

1. I actually look nuthin like her. And general concensus was that I am hotter than you, hell, even Burning Thought said so. 131

2. No, by b!tch ass nigga I meant a little b!tchboy with a tiny needle dick who gets picked on at school for his really ghey Naruto jacket.

3. Show scans or it didn't happen.

4. It's mostly muscle. And you are fat too. Hell, most fat jokes I hear from our minions are directed to you, not me. And you're ugly.

5. What me and Big Bubba did in prison is none of your business.

6. Who dat? Some pussy?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
1. I actually look nuthin like her.

Prove it.

And general concensus was that I am hotter than you,

general consensus being two irrelevent fools from Britain, both of which have said the opposite to me on MSN?

haermm

hell, even Burning Thought said so. 131

BT has also said you're a flaming douche' bag. haermm

2. No, by b!tch ass nigga I meant a little b!tchboy with a tiny needle dick who gets picked on at school for his really ghey Naruto jacket.

oh. You must bot be talkin' about me then. 131

3. Show scans or it didn't happen.

I accept your concession. super13

4. It's mostly muscle.

Right. Right.haermm

And you are fat too.

Not anymore. Down to 210, sucka.

Hell, most fat jokes I hear from our minions are directed to you, not me.

Most people who've made said jokes haven't seen pictures of me that isn't more then two years old. Big whoop. haermm

And you're ugly.

No u. 😖hifty:

5. What me and Big Bubba did in prison is none of your business.

Not even a little? 🙁

6. Who dat? Some pussy?

😐

How have you been passing History class all this time?

oooooooookay that "discussion" has gone totally off topic

it would be cool if Sasuke did get the 8-tails but i don't think it's likely

also, even if Naruto could control the four-tailed cloak, it'd still burn off his skin and stuff(like it did with the 8-tails) thus shortening his life span

How old is Tsunade?

53 isn't she? Cause all the Sanin were 50 in the first half..right?

She's 53?!!! I don't pay attention when people talk in the Naruto series but I'm just wondering... How the heck can she be 53 if she's that hot?!