The Official Naruto series Thread

What are you talking about? 🙂

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
You originally said that Naruto and Sasuke end up having gay butsecs in the mountains, not homoerotic sex-fights in the woods.

Furthermore, Shino is Naruto's new love.

The most likely endgame is all the male members of the Rookie 9 having a massive gay orgy while the women stand around looking uncomfortable.

Tzeentch._ is right, you did say mountains.

My personal best ending would be Tsunade abusing her position and starting a lesbian harem with all the young Konoha girls.

Tzeentch is always right.

Remember that time the Emperor obliterated your vessel and sent you screaming into the Warp like a pussy?

All part of the plan.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Tzeentch is always right.

what is that crap anyway, the sound of a train putting on it's emergency breaks?

That apostrophe does not belong there.

When used possessively, "its" does not require an apostrophe.

Also forgot to add an r to the you in the first sentence.

Bad form, Psycho. Bad form.

Originally posted by NemeBro
So naturally it seems I must be the first to mention the obvious: This chapter proves Naruto is bisexual, by his fawning over Shino's apparently large phallus. This does indeed lend credence to my ideal Naruto ending, which includes Naruto and Sasuke having gay buttsecks in the mountains.

Also, on the subject of Hinata vs. Sakura, Sakura's rear gets more show-casing due to her garb, and it is obvious that Hinata is the curvier of the two overall, her larger bosom complimenting her body well. socool, quite a few men like women with smaller breasts though, and I personally have found many small-chested or outright DFC women that were attractive. Sakura counts as a fictional example, and facially she isn't bad, having pretty green eyes and shit, but can't compare to Hinata's innocent smile or her supernaturally beautiful eye color (I'd like to bash her teeth in with a rock and pull her eyes out with my teeth, if you know what I mean). The ideal situation in the manga is for them both to end up together. Because Naruto and Sasuke ****ing suck. SakuHina forever ****ers.

When I was making the big boobs vs. little boobs comment, I was joking. I have nothing against small boobed females. I prefer larger, but again, I said it in jest.

Shut the **** up you cretin.

It was 3am, assh0les

Originally posted by psycho gundam
It was 3am, assh0les

Explains their poor grammar.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
It was 3am, assh0les

Must always be 3am where you live.

If it's any consolation, NemeBro was listening to an angsty ***** complain about things at the time.

And Tzeentch._ is still in mourning over his name.

So I mean, getting corrected over a few typos seems the least awful of these choices lol.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Shut the **** up you cretin.

Off the meds? Or taking some stuff you shouldn't be? lol

Small boobs are for middleschoolers and pedos.

I have spoken.

For thousands of years women married at the age of 12.

Just sayin'. awepedo

Originally posted by Nephthys
For thousands of years women married at the age of 12.

Just sayin'. awepedo

Yeah, cause they died at like thirty. By the time they developed, they were at Death's door. lol