The Official Naruto series Thread

Originally posted by Nephthys
The Uchiha's have always been associated with blue. At the beginning Naruto was orange and Sasuke was blue.

And Sakura was fail.

Good evening.

Today, our fellow citizens, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly trolling acts.

The victims were in airplanes or in their offices -- secretaries, businessmen and women, military and federal workers. Moms and dads. Friends and neighbors. common ****ing sense and the established rules of the fiction.

Thousands of plotholes were suddenly created by evil, despicable acts of trolling. And then silenced hehe

The pictures of giant snakes and of Sasuke asspulling his way to safety has filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness and a quiet, unyielding anger.

These acts of shitty writing were intended to frighten our fandom into chaos and retreat. But they have failed. Our fandom is strong. A great people has been moved to defend a great manga.

Author trolling can shake the foundations of our speculation threads, but they cannot touch the foundation of Naruto. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of Narutard resolve.

Naruto was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world. And no one will keep that light from shining.

Today, our fandom saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of Naruto, with the daring of our shippers, with the caring for strangers and neighbors who came to give fan discontinuity and help in any way they could.

Immediately following the first attack, I implemented our fandom's emergency response plans. Our trollers are powerful, and they're prepared. Our emergency teams are working in New York City and Washington, D.C., handing out pie and punch to shell-shocked asshats

Our first priority is to get help to those who have been injured and to take every precaution to protect our citizens at home and around the world from further attacks from Kishi's dumbness.

The functions of our fandom continue without interruption. Federal agencies in Narutopedia which had to be evacuated today are reopening for essential personnel tonight and will be open for business tomorrow.

Our shipping institutions remain strong, and our lame fanart on deviantart will be open for business as well.

The search is underway for Kishimoto. I've directed the full resources for our intelligence and law enforcement communities to find those responsible and force feed him bottles of boiling hot piss. We will make no distinction between Kishimoto, who committed these acts and those who harbor his douche ass.

I appreciate so very much the members of KMC (whooooo!) who have joined me in strongly condemning these attacks. And on behalf of the Naruto fandom, I thank the many other fandoms who have called to offer their condolences and whambulances.

Naruto and our friends and allies join with all those who want peace and security in the world and we stand together to win the war against Sasuke's stupid Gary Sue dickface.

Tonight I ask for your prayers for all those who grieve, for the children whose worlds have been shattered, for all whose sense of safety and security has been threatened. And I pray they will be comforted by a power greater than any of us spoken through the ages in Psalm 23: "If there's something strange.... in your neighbourhood..... who you gonna call? Ghostbusters." Thank you Jesus. Thank you for these words.

This is a day when all Narutards from every walk of life unite in our resolve for justice and peace. Naruto has stood down plotholes before, and we will do so this time.

None of us will ever forget this day, yet we go forward to defend freedom and all that is good and not a shitty plothole in our world.

Thank you. Good night and God bless NaruHina.

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Yes marwash, that wasn't in the manga, though I like how thinking about friends gives someone more chakra. Now Kakashi needs to start believing in the Heart of the Cards and he can pull even more stuff out of his ass.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix

He was getting manhandled until he grew some stones mid-way through the fight after hearing Obito insulting Kakashi and his own idealogy.
And he never moved to block their second attack.

When I think of manhandled, I'm thinking more of what Tobi just did to Kakashi. That was manhandled. That did not happen to naruto. Not yet anyways. He drained his chakra, but there really was no damage done to him at all. Once Madara or naruto actually lands an attack, through either person's shroud, then we can talk about ownage. I'd say that the wood dragon tech gave Madara a slight edge at best currently. Still don't know why Naruto didn't just use a wind attack or rasengans to bust that thing up. Would have been a better option imo then fighting it with his shroud.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Good evening.

Today, our fellow citizens, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly trolling acts.

The victims were in airplanes or in their offices -- secretaries, businessmen and women, military and federal workers. Moms and dads. Friends and neighbors. common ****ing sense and the established rules of the fiction.

Thousands of plotholes were suddenly created by evil, despicable acts of trolling. And then silenced hehe

The pictures of giant snakes and of Sasuke asspulling his way to safety has filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness and a quiet, unyielding anger.

These acts of shitty writing were intended to frighten our fandom into chaos and retreat. But they have failed. Our fandom is strong. A great people has been moved to defend a great manga.

Author trolling can shake the foundations of our speculation threads, but they cannot touch the foundation of Naruto. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of Narutard resolve.

Naruto was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world. And no one will keep that light from shining.

Today, our fandom saw evil, the very worst of human nature, and we responded with the best of Naruto, with the daring of our shippers, with the caring for strangers and neighbors who came to give fan discontinuity and help in any way they could.

Immediately following the first attack, I implemented our fandom's emergency response plans. Our trollers are powerful, and they're prepared. Our emergency teams are working in New York City and Washington, D.C., handing out pie and punch to shell-shocked asshats

Our first priority is to get help to those who have been injured and to take every precaution to protect our citizens at home and around the world from further attacks from Kishi's dumbness.

The functions of our fandom continue without interruption. Federal agencies in Narutopedia which had to be evacuated today are reopening for essential personnel tonight and will be open for business tomorrow.

Our shipping institutions remain strong, and our lame fanart on deviantart will be open for business as well.

The search is underway for Kishimoto. I've directed the full resources for our intelligence and law enforcement communities to find those responsible and force feed him bottles of boiling hot piss. We will make no distinction between Kishimoto, who committed these acts and those who harbor his douche ass.

I appreciate so very much the members of KMC (whooooo!) who have joined me in strongly condemning these attacks. And on behalf of the Naruto fandom, I thank the many other fandoms who have called to offer their condolences and whambulances.

Naruto and our friends and allies join with all those who want peace and security in the world and we stand together to win the war against Sasuke's stupid Gary Sue dickface.

Tonight I ask for your prayers for all those who grieve, for the children whose worlds have been shattered, for all whose sense of safety and security has been threatened. And I pray they will be comforted by a power greater than any of us spoken through the ages in Psalm 23: "If there's something strange.... in your neighbourhood..... who you gonna call? Ghostbusters." Thank you Jesus. Thank you for these words.

This is a day when all Narutards from every walk of life unite in our resolve for justice and peace. Naruto has stood down plotholes before, and we will do so this time.

None of us will ever forget this day, yet we go forward to defend freedom and all that is good and not a shitty plothole in our world.

Thank you. Good night and God bless NaruHina.

A+ for effort. B- on delivery. I did get a couple of chuckles.

Thanks. But it's not like I actually wrote that. It's Bush's speech on 9/11 with some words and phrases changed.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Thanks. But it's not like I actually wrote that. It's Bush's speech on 9/11 with some words and phrases changed.

lol Captain Obvious award goes to...

Damnit, I knew this gif would have been much better.

^ That's pretty good. lol

Originally posted by dadudemon
lol Captain Obvious award goes to...

What can I say, some of these guys are pretty stupid. It's such a hassle spelling things out to them.

Originally posted by socool8520
When I think of manhandled, I'm thinking more of what Tobi just did to Kakashi. That was manhandled. That did not happen to naruto. Not yet anyways. He drained his chakra, but there really was no damage done to him at all. Once Madara or naruto actually lands an attack, through either person's shroud, then we can talk about ownage. I'd say that the wood dragon tech gave Madara a slight edge at best currently. Still don't know why Naruto didn't just use a wind attack or rasengans to bust that thing up. Would have been a better option imo then fighting it with his shroud.

Instance One
Instance Two

EDIT: Nevermind, forgot it was a clone that attacked Madara the first time.

Instance 1 - he deflected his attack and knocked him back. Big deal. Far from putting him down or out. But okay, I'll give you that one.

Instance 2 - What does this prove? He surrounded him with the dragon tech. Kurama was also damaging the dragon, so no real ownage there. Like I said, all it did was drain chakra. No harm to naruto. On the flip side, Naruto hasn't harmed Madara either.

At this point, nothing has really swayed the battle either, and to me, no real manhandling at all.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
EDIT: Nevermind, forgot it was a clone that attacked Madara the first time. [/B]

You're good. It still proves he deflected the attack rather easily.

Originally posted by socool8520
Instance 1 - he deflected his attack and knocked him back. Big deal. Far from putting him down or out. But okay, I'll give you that one.

Instance 2 - What does this prove? He surrounded him with the dragon tech. Kurama was also damaging the dragon, so no real ownage there. Like I said, all it did was drain chakra. No harm to naruto. On the flip side, Naruto hasn't harmed Madara either.

At this point, nothing has really swayed the battle either, and to me, no real manhandling at all.

Instance 1 - Was a casual dismissal of a Naruto clone. srug

Instance 2 - Proves that Madara was quite easily beating on Naruto, Bee & Gai during the time Obito was having his flashback. The Wood Dragon comes a bit after this.
It did more than just 'drain chakra'. It made Naruto's most powerful form effectively useless.

True, no one is holding a real advantage, but Madara's still looking better than Naruto, let alone Bee & Gai, at this point.

Originally posted by Q99
You know, I'm not convinced of that.

Deidara *thought* he did, but could've simply been wrong.

Though the timing is still messed up.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Well Tzeentch._ there is talking about Kakashi at the moment, not Sasuke. Kakashi very well should be out of chakra. He has sent a kunai, a rasengan, a clone, and himself across dimensions, as well as using Raikiri and other techs. Kakashi really should not be standing.

And the Sasuke thing gets brought up but really Sasuke immediately went from a fight against Deidara to Itachi, with what can only amount to a power nap of an hour at best in between. If Deidara had really pushed him until he was empty then that shouldn't have been possible. The more likely thing that happened was that Sasuke was really hurt from running lightning through his body and needed some time to heal his wounds, not stock up on chakra.

There's no good conclusion to this fight? Did everyone just up and forget that the entire damned ninja army is on their way to it?!

Beh, I'll admit Kakashi's asspulling a ton of chakra for this fight right now, though I do like the theory that there's less of a strain on his powers when the eyes are closer together.

And no... as much as I love Madara, even though he looks more impressive than Naruto, I've been surprised at how largely ineffective he's been against him tbh. To say he's manhandling Naruto is certainly a stretch. Also isn't this *still* a Naruto clone/the one that Madara addressed when he showed up?

^ kishi's winging it

shit, madara's alive by accident: gaining rin'nigan right before "death" (to unbind himself from kabuto), and speaking of whom, kabuto mastering edo tensei and reviving madara to begin with. not even L from death note, batman, and holmes in a think tank would have planned that well

Originally posted by jinzin
There's no good conclusion to this fight? Did everyone just up and forget that the entire damned ninja army is on their way to it?!

Beh, I'll admit Kakashi's asspulling a ton of chakra for this fight right now, though I do like the theory that there's less of a strain on his powers when the eyes are closer together.

Yeah, but haven't they been on their way for a grip now? Although, just to make Madara look even more powerful, I could see it taking the whole damn alliance to bring him down. I hope not, but it's not out of the question. Especially if he pulls something else out of his a#$ even more powerful than his perfect susano'o.

Originally posted by jinzin
And no... as much as I love Madara, even though he looks more impressive than Naruto, I've been surprised at how largely ineffective he's been against him tbh. To say he's manhandling Naruto is certainly a stretch. Also isn't this *still* a Naruto clone/the one that Madara addressed when he showed up?

I agree. Well not about the loving Madara part, but I give the slight edge to Madara currently. Only because we really haven't seen these two really go all out yet. That will be more exciting.
I think this is the real Naruto since the clone got defeated when they first met each other.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Instance 1 - Was a casual dismissal of a Naruto clone. srug

Instance 2 - Proves that Madara was quite easily beating on Naruto, Bee & Gai during the time Obito was having his flashback. The Wood Dragon comes a bit after this.
It did more than just 'drain chakra'. It made Naruto's most powerful form effectively useless.

True, no one is holding a real advantage, but Madara's still looking better than Naruto, let alone Bee & Gai, at this point.

I somewhat agreed with instance 1.

Instance 2 - It really doesn't though as Naruto is pretty much just pissed off. Not injured are worried in the least. Like I said, bee has looked unimpressive for a while now. It even goes as far as to say that madara won't hold back anymore, and as of now, the only people he is currently affecting at all are Gai and Bee (honestly, I think Bee is being trolled right now).

His shroud isn't useless. Madara drained it but I'm sure Naruto could just go into again, if only to use stronger attacks like beast ball. He would only need to be in it for a few moments.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
^ kishi's winging it

shit, madara's alive by accident: gaining rin'nigan right before "death" (to unbind himself from kabuto), and speaking of whom, kabuto mastering edo tensei and reviving madara to begin with. not even L from death note, batman, and holmes in a think tank would have planned that well

What?

Madara was always intending to come back but he was never going to bother with Edo Tensei. He was going to have Obito use Nagato to do it and then Kabuto became a spanner in the works. This isn't really all that complicated of a Thanatos Gambit, with the only real flaw being that he put it all in Tobi's hands, which is a dangerous move.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
What?

Madara was always intending to come back but he was never going to bother with Edo Tensei. He was going to have Obito use Nagato to do it and then Kabuto became a spanner in the works. This isn't really all that complicated of a Thanatos Gambit, with the only real flaw being that he put it all in Tobi's hands, which is a dangerous move.

Madara didn't really have much of choice did he? I mean he was at death's door by the time he unlocked the rinnegan. He had to feed on Tobi's confusion and anger or he would have had no chance at the eye of the moon plan. Who else could he have used?

Originally posted by AuraAngel
What?

Madara was always intending to come back but he was never going to bother with Edo Tensei. He was going to have Obito use Nagato to do it and then Kabuto became a spanner in the works. This isn't really all that complicated of a Thanatos Gambit, with the only real flaw being that he put it all in Tobi's hands, which is a dangerous move.

tobi doesn't seem to want madara around really, and hasn't been making noticeable strides to revive him with all the tools at his disposal, yet returned in a convoluted manner with a huge handout with the rin'nigan awakening thing

madara then kils himself as a decrepit old monster, but then returned in new clothes and a prime body with his old eyes intact. i guess that might be kabuto's doing for the most part