The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by RE: Blaxican1,600 pages

C'mon guys, you know I was joking with the nerd comment. I love all of you.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So, which one of you nerds (DDM, Nemebro, Astner) wants to calculate the amount of force and speed necessary for a punch to create enough friction to ignite the air and create a flieball hundreds of feet in height, that later creates an explosion that can tear apart rock cliffs and affect people thousands of feet away?

Easy: no punch could ever do that.

The best you'd get is a VERY loud cracking sound and the oxygen around the arm/fist igniting due to breaking the sound barrier and the friction of the air.

There might be a small shock wave but it wouldn't extend but a few feet. The sound wave from the sonic boom would actually have more of an impact on everything than the air igniting.

BTW, there is this shrimp/crab thingie that creates a "blast" of air that ignites and gets as hot as the surface as the sun, for the briefest of moments. That's what I'd compare Guy's technique to.

Here's a vid of a technique that is remarkably similar to Guy's attack:

http://www.fugly.com/videos/8400/shrimp_shoots_bubbles_like_a_gun.html

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
C'mon guys, you know I was joking with the nerd comment. I love all of you.
I did not bother A. Because I rarely calculate feats myself and B. because it looked physically impossible by real-world standards, as ddm confirmed.

I've heard of those things before; cool animals.

So you're saying that Gai moving his fist at mach 12 couldn't even do that? =D

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I've heard of those things before; cool animals.

So you're saying that Gai moving his fist at mach 12 couldn't even do that? =D

No, guy could not do nearly as well as that crab/shrimp thingie (on scale, of course).

And, on top of that, that is compressed air inside of a little container thingie for the shrimp: Guy won't be able to pull of a "shot" like that crab thingie did...no matter how fast he punches.

I knew he was overrated. You'd think that on an island with giant monsters they wouldn't even need his puny gates. They could just go find a giant pistol shrimp and get it to beat up Kisame!

its called the pistol shrimp

Originally posted by menokokoro
its called the pistol shrimp
That should be the name of a porn star with a small penis.

Originally posted by menokokoro
its called the pistol shrimp

Yes, I know: I knew it before I posted about it...which is why I posted about it.

Remember, I posted the video of that shrimp/crab thingie in action and I was the first to mention it. Not to mention, both Blaxican and Nemebro saw the same vid I posted (probably before this thread).

It's MUCH more fun to call it the crab thingie than to call it the pistol shrimp...trust me: we aren't forgetting it's real name.

Originally posted by NemeBro
That should be the name of a porn star with a small penis.

This is why I don't really thing it's name dose it justice. Crab Shrimp thingie sounds better than a name that sounds like a small penis.

Originally posted by draxx_tOfU
So, Madara can use the imperious curse on someone as powerful as Yagura, opens up alot of possibilities...

I would think his ability to control biju aided him there.

Originally posted by Q99
I would think his ability to control biju aided him there.

So if the Bijuu helped him...that'd be aid.

If multiple Bijuu helped him....Then he'd have AIDS!

ZOMG!

Madara has AIDS!

Logic 101, b*tches.

the pistol shrimp creates a cavitation bubble in the water (which is crazy since shrimp like on the seabed and the water pressure is considerable) when it slams it's pincers together.

So does your Mom.

K, so since Naruto is now hax-god, & has the ability to sense malice thanks to the Kyuubi's ability to sense malice, can't he easily find the Akatsuki hideout and rape everyone in there? 😐

The Kages decided to isolate their easiest shot at winning the war. haermm

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
K, so since Naruto is now hax-god, & has the ability to sense malice thanks to the Kyuubi's ability to sense malice, can't he easily find the Akatsuki hideout and rape everyone in there? 😐

The Kages decided to isolate their easiest shot at winning the war. haermm

😛 Don't they already know the hideout thanks to Kabuto? Besides you can't rape the living dead Edo Tensei or the almighty Saru would be alive.

Originally posted by Kento
😛 Don't they already know the hideout thanks to Kabuto? Besides you can't rape the living dead Edo Tensei or the almighty Saru would be alive.

They're still not entirely certain about it though. If they had Naruto, he would easily confirm it.

This is Naruto we're talking about. Thanks to Kyuubi-chakra mode, he now has a way to rape anything, even Sasuke; let alone dead people. (Naruto the Necro 😛)
The almighty Saru was just holding back. He was very afraid of hurting his mentors and his student. awesome

Madara would just use his power to know everything and the moment Naruto was near them, he'd just relocate them. There are only like 10 of them after all.

I hope Kisame gets some info to the bad guys before he dies. I may not like him, but I don't want his entire character to seem like it was tossed aside. Was hoping he'd catch Bee or something at least.

I think Mist is probably my favorite village. It started out as such an apparent 'villain village,' but it's obvious a ton of stuff has happened there, and pretty much every Mist nin we meet is cool.

Originally posted by Q99
I think Mist is probably my favorite village. It started out as such an apparent 'villain village,' but it's obvious a ton of stuff has happened there, and pretty much every Mist nin we meet is cool.
Is it because of all the sweaty manly men like Zabuza and Kisame who like to get all shirtless and show off their manly, toned cores?

Originally posted by Q99
I think Mist is probably my favorite village. It started out as such an apparent 'villain village,' but it's obvious a ton of stuff has happened there, and pretty much every Mist nin we meet is cool.

I have to say mine would be Sand, followed closely by Konoha and Cloud.