The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by Q991,600 pages
Originally posted by NemeBro
Is it because of all the sweaty manly men like Zabuza and Kisame who like to get all shirtless and show off their manly, toned cores?

They definitely don't hurt, but you also have Haku and Mei Terumi 🙂

I actually also like Mist. Is manly.

I think why I like them is their politics have been so active- you've got the secret-control stuff, the bloody era, your rebellions and assassinations attempts, and because of all that you can safely assume anyone who survived all that is a badass.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So does your Mom.
a pox on your whole family till the tenth generation

Nice Chap... the first time I actually liked Kisame much.

Originally posted by Q99
I think Mist is probably my favorite village. It started out as such an apparent 'villain village,' but it's obvious a ton of stuff has happened there, and pretty much every Mist nin we meet is cool.

Torn between Mist & Leaf.

Major Mist Ninja are badass and/or cool. Zabuza was badass, Suigetsu & Haku were cool (literally as well as figuratively in Suigetsu's case), while Kisame is both.
Plus Mist has the whole violent history, which should be explored IMO.

Meanwhile, Leaf's history is one that has been more extensive explored, and I find it interesting to boot.
It too has got tons of badass ninja, like Minato, the Sannin, Sarutobi Hiruzen/Asuma, Kakashi, Gai, Itachi etc...

Sand's probably my second favourite, thanks to Gaara awesomeness, Temari's legs, and the Third Kazekage's overall (implied) uberness.

Originally posted by Q99
I think Mist is probably my favorite village. It started out as such an apparent 'villain village,' but it's obvious a ton of stuff has happened there, and pretty much every Mist nin we meet is cool.
Ya know I think Mist is my favorite also.....then Sand, then Konoha. And the other two I could care less about. Though I do like Bee and Team Samui....

Mist is cool. I've never seen a cloud I didn't like, either. So I guess those would be my top two.

I like the Cloud ninja we've seen, but we've seen less of their village and history.

We can safely assume it is pretty awesome because Raikage and Killer Bee are the shit.

Cloud likes kidnapping 5 year old girls for various reasons. shiftyninja

That actually makes it better.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Cloud likes kidnapping 5 year old girls for various reasons. shiftyninja

Yes, ninjas do that from time to time.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Cloud likes kidnapping 5 year old girls for various reasons. shiftyninja

And Konoha doesn't do shit about it either. Kinda weird to me. Also, Hinata was 3. 😛

Im really interested to see what was the last grave kubuto had to convince madara! Also suigestu is still traped with the sumaria people, so did they get out or what! On top of that, you still have the girl who was the akustkie (how ever you spell it). Is she going to be on naruto side when the battle comes???

I like this kisame death better than the fake one!

Originally posted by zslick
Im really interested to see what was the last grave kubuto had to convince madara!

Same here.

Also suigestu is still traped with the sumaria people, so did they get out or what!

Not as far as we know. Dunno what's going to happen with them.

On top of that, you still have the girl who was the akustkie (how ever you spell it). Is she going to be on naruto side when the battle comes???

Konan? (and it's spelled Akatsuki) Yea, she might be on Naruto's side. I doubt she's going to be happy with Nagato being brought back from the dead like that either.


I like this kisame death better than the fake one!

He's not dead yet! 🙂

Originally posted by zslick
I like this kisame death better than the fake one!

He's not dead yet. But I will point out that his fake death was due to Double Lariat. Now if you didn't know, Double Lariat is the single greatest thing to ever exist in Naruto. It will be what kills Kabuto. It'll kill Sasuke. It'll kill Madara. Hell, it will even kill Naruto. They'll Double Lariat the Juubi and kill it. And then they will Double Lariat the moon for lulz. It is that awesome.

I think you just stumbled upon Madara's real plan.

Trick the brothers to Double Lariat the moon, which will blind everyone with its awesome and send the world into an endless Genjutsu.

Oh, I see it now. He'll trick the brothers into jumping up to the moon(because they're just that manly), have them Double Lariat the moon, enter the world into the Genjutsu, and then send the tailed beasts up to the moon, so Raikage will have something to kill/bench press.

Everyone's happy with this ending right?

Only if it involves Naruto and Sasuke having extreme angry buttsex in the mountains, and Hinata hooking up with Sakura.

Then we have the perfect ending.