The Official Naruto series Thread

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
That was the time I realized they were birds. I wanted to see them fly so I purposely fell for the genjutsu.

Deidara has choked you before with no hands. I think he can handle your pathetic genjutsu. And my stamina is endless, just like your supply of left arms.
Good thing I am Minato's bastard son. His blood runs through my veins. It's why I'm so cool. 313

Well, I guess I'll include birds and Naruto in my genjutsu then. You love 'em. Don't act like you will break out of it. My genjutsu prowess + birds + Naruto = Ensnared Sasuke.

Deidara choked me with no hands because I let him. I could choke him and you at the same time with my little toe if I wanted to.
Nah, if your stamina were endless, your Raikage clone would be satisfied. vin
Except you cannot be Minato's bastard son because...Sasuke, I AM YOUR FATHER! 😛

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
I had everything covered. Those other guys got in my way. And considering I helped take down the guy who wielded it, I seriously doubt that.

I stole them from Kabuto so their still not technically mine. Why do you think he wants to kill me so badly? And that person you interrogated was Hidan. I dug him up way back when I was forming Hebi. Needless to say he was nobody worth keeping so I allowed you to capture him disguised as me. The making out with Itachi thing is new to me. I guess we know why he swore a lot. Didn't get placed on the same team as his lover. Broke Kakuzu's hearts everytime he mentioned Itachi.

You mean like how you attempted to block Darui's and A's attacks with your head? You are thick-headed at times, but your head isn't thick enough to withstand such manly attacks.

More lies. You were the one who initially bought every poster in Orochimaru's personal store. That's why Orochimaru had to spank you and send you to your room.
Are you sure you dug up Hidan? Because Hidan is still underground, and I have the video tape of you spilling everything about your love for Naruto, including making out with Naruto. I just implanted the memory of you 'digging up Hidan' to ensure you never remembered that you had ever been interrogated.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel

Spoiler:
That statement is false. For me to say that, I'd have to acknowledge a Senju is manly. And seeing how this is a completely false statement, I shall not. And his huge orange furry animal is too afraid to let me pet it. I imagine the Juubi will act that way as well. awesome

Edit: I know. I choose not to get rid of you at the moment, as you are useful to me. If you couldn't make me your b**** with your sharingan, then you do not deserve the name Uchiha. I can beat Pain [b]with my eyes closed. [/B]

Spoiler:
As usual you have no clue as to what you are saying. A few Senju are moar manlier than all but us Uchiha and the Sarutobi. Hashirama is among those few Senju.
Quiet boy, you don't even know what the Jubi is. A few weeks ago, Karin knew more about the Bijuu than you did, and I haven't told you anything after that conversation.

Edit: Maybe, but I know your weakness...blonde haired idiots awesome
Good, because I'm sicing Nagato and Kakuzu (since the fool Nagato needs to be carried) on you. It should be an interesting test of your abilities...if you still have any. No doubt Itachi will save your behind again. vin

Originally posted by Q99
So, Scorch and Blast. Pretty strong kekkei genkai, pretty much 'you're screwed' buttons for the opposition.

One unknown one left.

No wonder Gari is famous. Blast Element's pretty l337. Exploding someone with contact. If you're skilled at Taijutsu and Shunshin, you would be very dangerous.
Scorch is also pretty hax as well. Fire and Wind maybe? The element is hot enough to evaporate water, or something to that extent. Would be an interesting dynamic though. Wind 'makes' Water cold enough to form it into Ice that can resist Fire, while it 'makes' Fire hot enough to evaporate Water.

There would be 10 possible combinations, if we have 5 different elements, and each combination has two different elements.
I count only 8 so far.
Ice (Wind-Water) Wood (Earth-Water), Boil (Fire-Water), Lava (Fire-Earth), Storm (Lightning-Water), Dust (Earth-???/perhaps Wind), Scorch (Fire-???/perhaps Wind), & Explosion (???, ???)

That leaves just two. If Dust is Earth & Wind, while Scorch is Fire & Wind, then the only possible combinations remaining are Fire-Lightning, Wind-Lightning, and Lightning-Earth.

Blaze does not count, since Amaterasu is a high level Katon, and all Blaze entails is Shape Manipulation of the Amaterasu. Neither does Sand/Iron Sand for the moment, as it is implied to be unique to the Shukaku/Third Kazekage.

Originally posted by Q99
He wasn't traveling between mirrors at the time.

Once something leaves 'em, he's interceptable.

Except the databook mentions that the 'Lightspeed' movement is none other than attacks/Haku leaving the mirror.

It's nothing more than the usual databook hyperbole.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So much for Haku's mirror techs being "faster than light" or whatever, Gai and Rock Lee intercepted his ass no prob.

The Lightspeed thing was bollocks from the start. Naruto intercepts Haku's ass as well...Naruto.

Either way, the Guy+Lee combo is also a good feat for Haku in terms of reactions. He blocked their attack.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Well there it seems to indicate there wasn't a heaven or a hell. Since he doesn't remember the afterlife enough.

Or perhaps you don't remember the details of your afterlife if you end up in Heaven or Hell.
Kakashi was dead at one point, but he recalled every detail of his talk with Sakumo post-mortem. However, he obviously wasn't in Hell or Heaven.

That leaves just two. If Dust is Earth & Wind, while Scorch is Fire & Wind, then the only possible combinations remaining are Fire-Lightning, Wind-Lightning, and Lightning-Earth.

I suspect you can have multiple powers of the same combination. For example, note how 'lava' can be Lava (Roshi), Acid globs (Terumi), or quicklime (Kurotsuchi).

Originally posted by Q99
I suspect you can have multiple powers of the same combination. For example, note how 'lava' can be Lava (Roshi), Acid globs (Terumi), or quicklime (Kurotsuchi).

They are just different applications of the 'element'. Haku can create both freezing air, and solid blocks of ice.
Alternatively, it's unique to Lava having some special ability to use a mineral-affiliated substance like Lime.

Also, Mei never uses Acid Globs. 'Acid' falls into her Boil Release. She uses Lava Globs I think.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
They are just different applications of the 'element'. Haku can create both freezing air, and solid blocks of ice.
Alternatively, it's unique to Lava having some special ability to use a mineral-affiliated substance like Lime.

Also, Mei never uses Acid Globs. 'Acid' falls into her Boil Release. She uses Lava Globs I think.

They're called 'lava globs', but they aren't very burny, and the one technique name we have is "Melting Apparition Technique," the emphasis seems to be they melt/dissolve things rather than burn them with heat.

The kanji's slightly different for Terumi, and while Lava release is a proper translation, it could also be translated as corrosion release.

Quicklime, btw, is a specific chemical that creates heat on contact with water.

They could all be jutsu usable by any lava user, but considering the lack of overlap shown so far, it's quite possible what we have here are three separate abilities (lava, corrosive blobs, and quicklime jutsu) that are all earth/fire based kekkei genkai (or in one case, Biju derived power).

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Well, I guess I'll include birds and Naruto in my genjutsu then. You love 'em. Don't act like you will break out of it. My genjutsu prowess + birds + Naruto = Ensnared Sasuke.

Deidara choked me with no hands because I let him. I could choke him and you at the same time with my little toe if I wanted to.
Nah, if your stamina were endless, your Raikage clone would be satisfied. vin
Except you cannot be Minato's bastard son because...Sasuke, I AM YOUR FATHER! 😛

Whereas all I need to ensnare you is my genjutsu prowess. And Naruto is not cool enough to be in a genjutsu with birds.

That's not your little toe. It's your kunai. And it's not very deadly. Or strong. Not compared to my huge sword. And why should I care if a clone is satisfied? I use it for my pleasure, which puts it in sadness.
Why do you think Minato hated you so much? He recognized you as the woman he really loved but couldn't have because Kushina is just too darn wild in the sack I suppose.

Conversely, say you were my father. Prepare to reenact the scene from Return of the Jedi, where I defeat you in battle and Kabuto (the real villain of the series) attempts to kill me, where you die saving me and I finally remove your mask to see

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lolulooked

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
You mean like how you attempted to block Darui's and A's attacks with your head? You are thick-headed at times, but your head isn't thick enough to withstand such manly attacks.

More lies. You were the one who initially bought every poster in Orochimaru's personal store. That's why Orochimaru had to spank you and send you to your room.
Are you sure you dug up Hidan? Because Hidan is still underground, and I have the video tape of you spilling everything about your love for Naruto, including making out with Naruto. I just implanted the memory of you 'digging up Hidan' to ensure you never remembered that you had ever been interrogated.

I was going to duck, causing them to hit one another and saving myself the time and effort of actual combat. I can understand why an imbecile like you wouldn't understand.

Orochimaru never touched me on the behind. Would not allow him. And don't start thinking you can discern the truth. You were foolish enough to think someone as weak as Pain could beat the main protagonist. Those posters were Christmas presents that I was required to buy for him in exchange for training. (I'm Jewish so I admittedly did not know what to get)

That is my Hidan disguised as me. And in place of Hidan I placed a clown's corpse. It is difficult to tell which is which. And implant memories? You fool! Inception isn't possible! 313

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix

Spoiler:
As usual you have no clue as to what you are saying. A few Senju are moar manlier than all but us Uchiha and the Sarutobi. Hashirama is among those few Senju.
Quiet boy, you don't even know what the Jubi is. A few weeks ago, Karin knew more about the Bijuu than you did, and I haven't told you anything after that conversation.

Edit: Maybe, but I know your weakness...blonde haired idiots awesome
Good, because I'm sicing Nagato and Kakuzu (since the fool Nagato needs to be carried) on you. It should be an interesting test of your abilities...if you still have any. No doubt Itachi will save your behind again. vin

Spoiler:
Love how you leave out titans of manliness like A and Bee. Shows how much respect you show true men. True men that I might add tried to kill me and failed, increasing my awesome reputation. You dare say a Senju is moar manly than they!?
And what Karin knows, I know. She told me anything in order to get my sword. Even checked Narutopedia to get additional info. By the way, did you know Aoba likes Death Note?

Edit: And yet Ino is in awe of me? Try again later.awesome
Nagato: Konan and Yahiko had sweet awesome sex on your bed when you were gone. They always thought you were a 3rd wheel. It's your fault Chibi died. You let Madara control you and give you the only thing that made you powerful. You are an Uzumaki.

Kakuzu: You were defeated by a Senju lol. And then kicked out. And then you tried to preserve more love by stealing hearts. And then you tried to raise money to buy happiness. But in the end, you were nothing but a sad man that had to be put out of your misery, just so you could be dissected by Tsunade.

Both: You were defeated by Naruto. You lose your rights to life.

*they both cry and dissolve away, leaving two dead bodies behind*

mei's overrated right now

asuma could have done to sasuke what she did

Originally posted by psycho gundam
mei's overrated right now

asuma could have done to sasuke what she did

I think "create a persistent deadly zone capable of dissolving even an incomplete susano'o and doesn't harm you," is pretty darn strong.

I mean, granted, she's clearly shown just a fraction of her power, Terumi barely had to try, but her abilities are pretty good.

I get a mix reaction when I think of Mei. On the one hand, her KG techniques are really cool, particularly the acid mist. On the other, she doesn't seem physically proficient at the moment, which is sort of lame. I know Gaara isn't exactly mister taijutsu, but he has the defense to make up for it. Mei doesn't.

Though, we saw her in combat for like one or two pages. It's not fair at all to completely judge her at the moment, and acid mist remains one of the deadliest techs so far. I want to see her in more action.

For all we know, she might have good taijutsu. And her mist does work close range.

Between three elements and two kekkei genkai, I think she'd be reasonably set at all range, though yea, she hasn't shown a specific physical defense jutsu akin to sand or lightning armor yet (of course, nor has Onoki. You don't necessarily need to have a direct physical defense if you're powerful enough).

her dress and personal style looks like kishi's telling me she's not a "fighter"

Originally posted by psycho gundam
mei's overrated right now

asuma could have done to sasuke what she did

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Edit: And yet Ino is in awe of me? Try again later.awesome
Nagato: Konan and Yahiko had sweet awesome sex on your bed when you were gone. They always thought you were a 3rd wheel. It's your fault Chibi died. You let Madara control you and give you the only thing that made you powerful. You are an Uzumaki.

Kakuzu: You were defeated by a Senju lol. And then kicked out. And then you tried to preserve more love by stealing hearts. And then you tried to raise money to buy happiness. But in the end, you were nothing but a sad man that had to be put out of your misery, just so you could be dissected by Tsunade.

Both: You were defeated by Naruto. You lose your rights to life.

*they both cry and dissolve away, leaving two dead bodies behind*

Originally posted by psycho gundam
her dress and personal style looks like kishi's telling me she's not a "fighter"

Originally posted by psycho gundam
her dress and personal style looks like kishi's telling me she's not a "fighter"

Well, she's quite clearly a ninjutsu specialist, but there's nothing about her outfit that prevents taijutsu, any more than Tsunade's does.

There is the whole "acid cloud defense" thing too, breathing is literally a deadly melee attack for her (with multiple forms if you count the globs!).

If you have multiple strong kekkei genkai, you don't exactly need to be physical, but high level ninja tend to be at least reasonable in everything.

Doesn't anyone find it a tad funny that all of the 7 swordsman are dead? I mean if they were supposed to be these "legendary" assasins or whatever, how is it that their all dead.

At least this chapter answered why Kabuto doesn't just kill off the zombie's personalities from the start.

Well, that is supposed to be the last generation, and we already know at least two of them were replaced.

So...... Old age? 😐 Except the dood Kisame replaced.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Well, that is supposed to be the last generation, and we already know at least two of them were replaced.

So...... Old age? 😐 Except the dood Kisame replaced.

Kakashi is the "previous" generation, though...so take that for what it's worth. (Could be nothing...but that could also mean that they are the same age as Kakashi andthat appears to be the case, actually.)

They probably got killed due to their infamy. Did not Kisame fight against that dude he replaced to test his mettle?

Originally posted by dadudemon
They probably got killed due to their infamy. Did not Kisame fight against that dude he replaced to test his mettle?

I thought that guy was a traitor and needed to be killed?

I think old age can be ruled out. None of them look old enough. So my guess is death in combat or sickness. Assassination is also likely for ninja I suppose.

Based on appearance, which of the swordsmen do you like?

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel

Based on appearance, which of the swordsmen do you like?

Definitely Zabuza.

I'm digging that tall, thin guy myself.