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Based on the canon, Zeus could beat all his pals at once.

Perseus is better than him though.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
actually, in greek myth the hekatonkheires would pwn them all

look them up bytches biscuits

Nah.

Let's go with:

Ananke
Chaos
and
Chronos

as the "pwn them all" gods. uhuh

The Protogenoi are the oldest and most powerful deities in Greek Mythology, Khaos being the greatest of them all.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
I can't remember Diomedes. What did he do again?

Of course, Perseus had a broken object, so meh.

Originally posted by dadudemon
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By ur mom, 2.

Wait...so we can include the fan-fiction to the canon?

In that case, I have my own fanfiction version of the canon Pantheon.

In it, Zeus is the supreme God and Kratos is just trapped in a simulation of reality where he thinks he is defeating all of these Gods.

So I'm still right. 😐

We'll get your wife in on the action too. peaches

Yeah, but your fanfic sucks infinitely more than their fanfic, so you're still wrong. 😐

Originally posted by NemeBro
The Protogenoi are the oldest and most powerful deities in Greek Mythology, Khaos being the greatest of them all.

Find it funny how the beings responsible for the supposed creation are the least mentioned in Greek Mythology today.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Outsmarted Odysseus, bested Ajax the Great, and made Ares scream like a b****.

Of course, Perseus had a broken object, so meh.

Perseus would beat him.

And honestly, it doesn't take much to make Ares scream. Was this the guy who scratched his hand or whatever? 😮

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Perseus would beat him.

And honestly, it doesn't take much to make Ares scream. Was this the guy who scratched his hand or whatever? 😮

Coz of his broken shit. Diomedes would still outsmart him though. awesome

By mortals? Yeah it does iirc.
Nope. Threw a spear at him. Of course, Athena guided it, but the feat's more or less Diomedes'. 😛
He b****slapped Aphrodite as well I believe.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Coz of his broken shit. Diomedes would still outsmart him though. awesome

By mortals? Yeah it does iirc.
Nope. Threw a spear at him. Of course, Athena guided it, but the feat's more or less Diomedes'. 😛
He b****slapped Aphrodite as well I believe.

How does one outsmart "Hey look at this head"?

Nah.
Then it's not. That's like giving Paris credit for killing Achilles.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
How does one outsmart "Hey look at this head"?

Nah.
Then it's not. That's like giving Paris credit for killing Achilles.

By not looking at it. Like Perseus was smart enough to realize. 😛

Yah.
Paris is a sissy girl though.

Perseus just ran up behind her. Medusa didn't know what had happened. Besides, a proud Greek would admire his trophy. 313

Man, we're so off topic.

Okay...back to Naruto.

I predict that...nothing of note will happen this chapter. It will be more of the same:
Making B.R.T.
with the Kyubi.
More chess moves had from Tobi
Guy protects with Kakashi

I'd love to go back to the Kage vs Madara....

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
I'd love to go back to the Kage vs Madara....

I wouldn't. I want to go back to Kakashi's rampage.

Then find out what happened with the Gedo Statue.

Then find out what happened with the Madara vs. Kage fight.

Then finish the Naruto becoming a furry for Kurama.

Then find out who Tobi really is.

Then find out what is going on with Sasuke.

Then watch the Sasuke vs. Naruto fight.

Then watch Naruto become Hokage.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Perseus just ran up behind her. Medusa didn't know what had happened. Besides, a proud Greek would admire his trophy. 313

Man, we're so off topic.

He fought her while looking at her reflection. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Diomedes will trick Perseus into looking at the head awesome

Naruto's boring anyway.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Okay...back to Naruto.

I predict that...nothing of note will happen this chapter. It will be more of the same:
Making B.R.T.
with the Kyubi.
More chess moves had from Tobi
Guy protects with Kakashi

Like Aura, I'd rather see the Kage fighting Madara now. But I hope Tobi at least wins this fight.

Naruto's surely not THAT boring, maybe the waiting times for manga but not the story itself, right?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I wouldn't. I want to go back to Kakashi's rampage.

I don't get it.

kishi owes us a rampage. he can't have one of the most beloved characters declare something like that and keep it off-panel, that's just dirty.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
he can't have one of the most beloved characters declare something like that and keep it off-panel, that's just dirty.

Not just dirty...it's wrong, disrespectful, disgraceful, and saddening.

Kakashi is his top-rated character: higher than Naruto and Sasuke in the overall category. (Sure, Kakashi doesn't win every year, but the lowest he's ever ranked is 3...most years he was 1 or 2).

That was Kishimoto's way of saying, "bwhahahaha. IDGAF about the fans. You'll read what I give you and like it. Watch me."

idunno, maybe there is a story behind it, like it would have caused a pacing issue within the manga's production or something.