The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by TheAuraAngel1,600 pages

Originally posted by dadudemon
Except he did. He finally realized what Hiruzen was on about all those years.

If you missed that, you missed one of the best writing moments in all of Naruto. You bastard. 😐

No. I remember it. I just don't recall him saying "You were right" or anything to that effect. He just said "It's my turn next."

Mind you, his line "You are the leaves bathing in the sun. I...am the Roots that grow in the dark" was one of the best lines in the manga period. And it makes me mad when people translate that as Foundation and not Root. >_>

Originally posted by NemeBro
Nope, try harder. My capslock rant was completely true, your's is a gross over-simplification, silly little girl.

Danzo is a failure, which makes him a more compelling character.

Nah. Yours was the over simplification clearly.

Sweet. Tobi and Orochimaru have both failed and took it better than Danzo. Hell, Sasuke has failed a lot.

Originally posted by Q99
He did get his Hokageship through the village council, and he was Sai's boss.

Indeed. He became kind of Hokage of a wrecked village for a day or two. And Sai is underwhelming as a fighter. 313

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
No. I remember it. I just don't recall him saying "You were right" or anything to that effect. He just said "It's my turn next."

Cool. I think that deep down, you believe what I believe but may need some persuasion. However, I don't want to force something so awesome and good upon you as that would be a bit disgusting towards some of the best writing in Naruto.

Kind of like forcing religion (or irreligion) on someone? All it does it polarize them even more from your position. I'd rather you come to your own conclusion and stick with it. Naw what I mean? This is not quite so factual and is much more emotional than "he used X jutsu not Y". Ya dig?

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Mind you, his line "You are the leaves bathing in the sun. I...am the Roots that grow in the dark" was one of the best lines in the manga period. And it makes me mad when people translate that as Foundation and not Root. >_>

Yeah, that's much more poetic prose than some of the other childish "shonen"ish stuff we read in Naruto.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Cool. I think that deep down, you believe what I believe but may need some persuasion. However, I don't want to force something so awesome and good upon you as that would be a bit disgusting towards some of the best writing in Naruto.

Kind of like forcing religion (or irreligion) on someone? All it does it polarize them even more from your position. I'd rather you come to your own conclusion and stick with it. Naw what I mean? This is not quite so factual and is much more emotional than "he used X jutsu not Y". Ya dig?

Nah.

Random but in general not dumb I suppose. I don't plan to leave KMC cause you guys don't see Danzo the same way I do.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah, that's much more poetic prose than some of the other childish "shonen"ish stuff we read in Naruto.

There's something new.

Favorite lines of the series? Can be funny, cool, thought provoking, whatever. I'm sleepy so I'll have something to read when I wake up.

Itachi - "People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define 'reality'. But what does it mean to be 'correct' or 'true'? Merely vague concepts… their 'reality' may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

Itachi - "We are humans, not fish. We don't know what kind of people we truly are until the moment before our deaths. As death comes to embrace you, you will realise what you are. That's what death is, don't you think?"

Itachi - "Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me. And yet survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life, and when you have the same eyes as mine, come to me."

A - "I have no regrets about my left arm, because I still have both of my right arms. This one, and you." (Lulz)

Tsunade - "People like Jiraiya… and Sarutobi, and Elder Chiyo of the Sand possessed something you two sorely lack. Do you know what that is!? …Faith!"

Sasuke - "Vanish, with the Thunder."

Sasuke - "Though the snake dreams of soaring through the sky, he is forever doomed to crawl on his belly. You'll have your chance to fly snake, in the talons of a hawk."

Deidara - "Now, cower in fear. Drop to your knees in awe and despair. Cry your heart out, because my art...is a bang!"

Jiraiya - "I'm not a pervert… I'm a super pervert!"

Jiraiya - "The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives but how he dies. It's not what they do in life, but what they did before dying that proves their worth."

Jiraiya - "Right… I need a title for the next book… let's see… Ah, got it… "The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki"… perfect."

Nagato - "But someday I'll break the curse. If there's such a thing as peace, I will find it! Faith is better than any plan!"

Nagato - "You're the third part that concludes the series… The first part was Jiraiya… He was flawless… But… The second part was me, an almost complete failure… I couldn't even get our master to acknowledge me…Become such a masterpiece that that failure will be like it was cancelled altogether." (Clearly, Minato does not matter at all vin)

Bee - "I noticed while I was checking out Yugito's chest, there were black bars right on her breasts. Just one, not double or triple, that freak put them right above her nipp..."

Pretty sure that there are more quotes I like. mmm

Sai: "Do you even have a dick?"

i read that like 10 times, then again on other sites 'cause i thought it was a translation error.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Bee - "I noticed while I was checking out Yugito's chest, there were black bars right on her breasts. Just one, not double or triple, that freak put them right above her nipp..."
This right here.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Jiraiya - "I'm not a pervert… I'm a super pervert!"

Nice.

Jiraiya was clearly designed after me. Kishimoto probably watches me poop.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
A good villain needs to establish himself as a threat
stop right there. look up the meaning of the word and you'll see danzou fits that bill, even sasuke can partially attribute his decent into the emo lifestyle to him.

this guy danzou does greasy moves in the shadows to get what he wants, all for the "greater good".

But psycho, he doesn't have the fubar DBZ powerset, clearly he is not a good villain.

i know right

Besides Danzou actually wanted to unite the world, even with shady methods, Tobi is... well I don't know. And Sasuke is just blind. So the villain here is mostly Tobi.

it also seems like tobi ripped off the infinite tsukyomi idea from madara apparently, iirc that was what the resurrected madara mentioned was best for the world

So, Madara...

Is he actually like Orochimaru or is he closer to good like Danzo?

From my perspective, he's even more righteous than Danzo but not quite Senju or Hiruzen levels of righteous. I do not find anything wrong with his actions from his past (from what we know for sure he did). Fought against the Senju when they were enemy clans. Fought against the Senju when he saw that his people were getting shafted in their "Treaty of Konoha"*. And wanted to fight against Hashirama to claim was he thought was best for his people.

What has he done in this war, so far, that makes him evil OTHER THAN attacking people that were clearly his enemies?

What has Madara done that was truly unrighteous? (for example, raping someone, killing an innocent person, etc.)

*This is what I will call that treaty from here on out. It just makes it easier for me to remember.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
stop right there. look up the meaning of the word and you'll see danzou fits that bill, even sasuke can partially attribute his decent into the emo lifestyle to him.

this guy danzou does greasy moves in the shadows to get what he wants, all for the "greater good".

Indeed. Danzo is a douchebag that does bad things. If that's all you want, then he would be equal to Tobi and Orochimaru. Mind you, they've done even more bad things. 🙂

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Itachi - "People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define 'reality'. But what does it mean to be 'correct' or 'true'? Merely vague concepts… their 'reality' may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

Itachi - "We are humans, not fish. We don't know what kind of people we truly are until the moment before our deaths. As death comes to embrace you, you will realise what you are. That's what death is, don't you think?"

Itachi - "Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me. And yet survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life, and when you have the same eyes as mine, come to me."

A - "I have no regrets about my left arm, because I still have both of my right arms. This one, and you." (Lulz)

Tsunade - "People like Jiraiya… and Sarutobi, and Elder Chiyo of the Sand possessed something you two sorely lack. Do you know what that is!? …Faith!"

Sasuke - "Vanish, with the Thunder."

Sasuke - "Though the snake dreams of soaring through the sky, he is forever doomed to crawl on his belly. You'll have your chance to fly snake, in the talons of a hawk."

Deidara - "Now, cower in fear. Drop to your knees in awe and despair. Cry your heart out, because my art...is a bang!"

Jiraiya - "I'm not a pervert… I'm a super pervert!"

Jiraiya - "The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives but how he dies. It's not what they do in life, but what they did before dying that proves their worth."

Jiraiya - "Right… I need a title for the next book… let's see… Ah, got it… "The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki"… perfect."

Nagato - "But someday I'll break the curse. If there's such a thing as peace, I will find it! Faith is better than any plan!"

Nagato - "You're the third part that concludes the series… The first part was Jiraiya… He was flawless… But… The second part was me, an almost complete failure… I couldn't even get our master to acknowledge me…Become such a masterpiece that that failure will be like it was cancelled altogether." (Clearly, Minato does not matter at all vin)

Bee - "I noticed while I was checking out Yugito's chest, there were black bars right on her breasts. Just one, not double or triple, that freak put them right above her nipp..."

Pretty sure that there are more quotes I like. mmm

You took all the quotes from everyone else! >_>

Danzo is still the superior villain, he did wrong for all the right reasons, which makes him like real life villains. Oro and Tobi are both good planners, but they are also outlaws and criminals, they were very roguish compared with Danzo's establishment.

Indeed he did do wrong for all the right reasons(though I personally think Danzo is just a power hungry douche, who merely says he gives a crap about Konoha). Problem? Check out Root's track record. It makes Danzo look more incompetent than anything, something Tobi and Orochimaru never were. Well, until that whole Itachi fight for Orochimaru I guess.

Wow, that is quite the track record.

Danzo is easily the best villain. He had motives, and characterization. He was secretive, he had deep rooted political influence, and a variety of tactics and techniques.

Zabuza, Orochimaru, and Tobi doesn't come close.

Danzo was also a very inept ninja, whose plans always failed. Mind you, it would have been hilarious to see how badly the things would have gone had a lot of his plans succeeded.

Orochimaru killed two Kage in one day and Tobi procceeded to wreck Konoha's shit, ultimately leading to the deaths of a Jinchuriki and one of the strongest Hokage ever. The latter was Tobi on a somewhat bad day.

Comparing accomplishments, Danzo is woefully inferior.

I'll note a lot of those failed missions were more properly cancelled than failed.

And he got very far in his Kage plan.