Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Jimmie......
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my ****in' business!
and this because of the delivery...
The Path of the righteous man is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed are those, who in the name of charity and justice, shepard the weak, through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will STRIKE down upon thee with GREAT vengeance and FURIOUS anger, THOSE, who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know, my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
- Eziekel 25:17.
I got to break out a quote from pulp fiction today over dinner with a friend. I'm a football fan and my friend was telling me all about some offensive coordinator coming to the browns and then he said he was coach 'wolf' I says to him after he went on and on about how great he is "there sending the wolf? shit negro that's all you had to say" my friend almost choked on his meal,he some how didn't see that coming. lol! 😂
JULES: I will never forgive your ass for this sh!t. This is some ****ed-up repugnant sh!t!
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Vincent Vega: It's laying your hands in a familiar way on Marsellus' new wife. Is it as bad as eating her pussy out? No, but it's the same fu**ing ballpark.
Jules Winnfield: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating the ***** out and giving the ***** a foot massage ain't even the same fu**ing thing.
Vincent Vega: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules Winnfield: Ain't no fu**ing ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know, touchin' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue and the holiest of holies ain't "the same fu**ing ballpark." It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fu**ing sport. Look, foot massages don't mean sh**.
Vincent Vega: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules Winnfield: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fu**ing master.
Here is one from Jackie Brown:
Ordell Robbie: I got this young nineteen year old country girl named Sheronda. I found her on a bus stop two days outta Georgia, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.
Louis: She believed you?
Ordell Robbie: Hell yeah! To her dumb country ass, Compton is Hollywood; closest she's ever been anyway.
JOE:
ah you guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around eh...
giggling like a bunch of young broads in a school yard!
eh well let me tell a joke.
their are 5 guys sitting in a bullpen in sanquentin
wondering how the **** they got there.
what did we do wrong?
what should have we do?
what didnt we do?
what ever that
yours your fault my fault his fault all that bullshit!
finally someone comes up with the idea...
wait a minute... when we were plaing this caper all we did was sit around telling ****ING jokes!
GOT THE MESSAGE
boys i didnt mean to holla at yas
when this caper is over, and im sure its gonna be a sucessful one.
hell we'll all go down to the hawaiian islands and ill roll and laugh with all of yas.
you'll find me a different character down there.
But right now its a matter of business!
with the exceptions of eddie and myself, who we all ready know.
you're all going to be using alisas on this job.
und no circumstances do i want you ANY ONE OF YOU to relate by your christan names.
and i dont want any talk about yourself personally, that includes:
where ya been
your wife's name
where you might have done time
or a bank maybe you robbed in eh..petersburg
all i want you to talk about if you have to, i what your gonna be doing!
that should do it!
heres your names...
MR. BROWN...MR. WHITE...MR. BLONDE...MR. BLUE...MR. ORANGE...MR. PINK!
I actually remembered that whoel speech last night with my bro. but im sure that is verbatim!
i have been watching Pulp Fiction alot lately and i love the scene when Jules shoots the guy on the couch and then continues talking...
BRETT
I just want you to know how sorry
we are about how ****ed up things
got between us and Mr. Wallace.
When we entered into this thing, we
only had the best intentions --
As Brett talks, Jules takes out his gun and SHOOTS Roger three
times in the chest, BLOWING him out of his chair.
Brett has just shit his pants. He's not crying or whimpering,
but he's so full of fear, it's as if his body is imploding.
JULES
(to Brett)
Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your
concentration? I didn't mean to do
that. Please, continue. I believe
you were saying something about
"best intentions."
JULES
Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through
anyway. Well, allow me to retort.
pulp is my fav..
"Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ****in' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit. "
Jimmie: "Does my garage have a sign that says dead n***** storage?"
~pulp fiction
Jules: "You know what they call a quater-punder in France?"
Brett: "no"
Jules: "Tell him, Vincent"
Vince: "Royale with cheese"
Jules: "...Royale with cheese, you know why they call it that?"
Brett: "...Because of the metric system"
Jules: "Check out the big brain on Brett! your a smart mother-f*cker, thats right..the metric system"
~pulp fiction
Yolanda(while robbing coffee shop): "I have to pee"
~pulp fiction
Vernita Green: "Black Mamba... .:laughs:. I should have been Black Mamba..."
~Kill Bill
Bill: "Well Kiddo....."
~Kill Bill
O-Ren: "You didn't think it was gonna be that easy...did you?"
Bride: "Ya know... for a minute there...i kinda did"
O-Ren: "Silly Rabbit..."
Bride: "Trix are for-"
O-Ren: "-Kids"
~kill bill
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