HATTORI HANZO: If you were general, I'd be Emperor, and you'd still get the sake - so go get the f*****g sake!
HATTORI'S ASST.: I'm not bald, I shaved my head, understand?
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HATTORI HANZO: Why do you need Hattori Hanzo steel?
THE BRIDE: I have vermin to kill.
HATTORI HANZO: You must have-a big a-rats-a...
THE BRIDE: Huge.
"If they hadn't done, what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive."- Mr. Blonde~ Reservoir Dogs
"...and I'm gonna get medieval on your a$$."- Marsellis~ Pulp Fiction
"When you absolutely, postively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room, except no substitutes."(about the AK-47) - Sam Jackson~ Jackie Brown
"Word of advice, sh*t head, don't you ever wake up."- Elle Driver~ Kill Bill: Volume 1
"Wake-y, wake-y. Eggs and bac-y."- Budd~ Kill Bill: Volume 2
O-Ren: "As your leader, I encourage you from time to time to question my logic. If you are convinced a plan of action is wrong, tell me. And I promise you, no subject will ever be taboo. Except for the one that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is: I collect your f*ckin' head. Just like this f*cker here. Now if any of you sons of b*tches got anything else to say, now's the f*ckin' time! I didn't think so."~KillBillVol.1
Mr. Brown: "Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's about this cooze, who's a regular f**k machine. I mean morning, day, night, afternoon. D**k, d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k."
Mr. Blue: "How many d**k's is that?"
Mr. White: "It's a lot."
Mr. Brown: "Anyways, this girl meets this John Holmes motherf***er, and it's like: whoa baby! I mean this guy's like Charles Bronson in 'The Great Escape', he's diggin' tunnels. Now she's getting some serious d**k action, and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever: pain. Pain."
Joe: "Chew? Toby Chew?"
Mr. Brown:"It hurts. It hurst her. It should hurt her. You know? Her p***y should be Bubble Yum by now. But, when this cat f**ks her, it hurts. It hurst just like the first time. You see this pain is reminding a f**k machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'."
KILL BILL
Bill:"I"m a killer,a murderous bastard,you know that. And there are consequences of breaking the heart of a murderous bastard...you experienced one of them"
The Bride: "Could you do what you have done? Of course you could...BUT i never knew you could or would do that to ME."
Bill: "Well,Kiddo..you thought wrong"
(and a lot more from Reservoir Dogs,Pulp fiction..you name it)
And, hahaha, what about this one?!
Vincent Vega: Right now I'm a racecar, and you got me in the red! All I'm trying to say, it's bad to have a racecar in the red!
Jules Winnfield: What! You a racecar mothafocka? Then I'm the guns of the Navarone! I'm TNT! I'm a mushroom-cloud layin mothafocker, mothafocker! In fact, what am I doing back here on brain-partol, you get here and scoop the guys brains up!! (or something like that, was to lazy to pop that movie in the player)