whats your favorite tarantino movie quotes?

Jules: ENGLISH MOTHER ****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

I acutally used that on a non-english speaker

Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some f***d-up, repugnant sh*t.

Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?

Jules: Man, get out of my face with that sh*t. The mother*****r who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

My list is going to be long, so I'll classify them by movie

PULP FICTION (1994)
"What ain't no country I ever heard of - do they speak English in What?"
-Jules
"Aah - Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutricious breakfast"
-Jules
The entire Royale with Cheese including Royale with cheese Vol.2 (lol) with Brett (ie. You're a smart mother******)
"Would you give a guy a foot massage?... You know, I'm feeling kind of tired, I could use a -"
"F*** you."
-Vince & Jules
"I carried this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my a$$ for four years, and now I give it to you."
-Koontz
"We'd have to be talking about one charming motherf****ing pig"
-Jules
I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean sh**.
-Butch
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RESERVOIR DOGS (1992)
Let's face it, I'm a Mr. Blonde fan...

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

Blonde:"Eddie, you keep talkin' like a *****, I'm gonna slap you like a *****."
Eddie: Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy? Man walks into prison a white man, comes out talking like a f***ing n*****. Maybe it's all that black seed been pumped up your ass so far it's backed up in your brain and comin' our your mouth"

"Boy that was really exciting. I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan aren't ya. Yeah me too. I love that guy. My heart's beatin' so fast I'm about to have a heart attack."

Nice Guy Eddie: Did you see that daddy? Guy got me on the ground and he tried to **** me.
Mr. Blonde: You wish.
Nice Guy Eddie: You sick bastard, Vic - you tried to **** me in my father's office. Listen Vic, I don't mind what you do, but don't try to **** me. I don't think of you that way. I like you a lot buddy, but I don't think of you that way.
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.
Nice Guy Eddie: Of course not, you'd keep me for yourself. Four years of ****in' punks up the ass you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see one.

"Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't."

"Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told 'em not to touch the alarm, they touched it. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive today."
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KILL BILL VOL.'S 1&2 (2003-2004)

B.B.: I'm impervious to bullets mommy!
Bill: Get down there, you're playing Possum!

Budd: Wakey, wakey - eggs and bakey

Mexican Guy: White women call this the silent treatment - and we let them THINK we don't like it!

Budd: That's hard to say, seeing as it's priceless and all

Hattori Hanzo: Sake? Vearrry goood!

Bill: You're not a bad person, you're a terrific person - you're my favorite person. But every once in a while... you can be a real ****.

Budd: Wrong brother, you hateful *****

Karen Kim: Congratulations

Budd: Not having a pair of **** as fine or as big as yours... I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting!

"That was f---ing trippy." -Jody... I think (Pulp Fiction)

"And I'm very sad about that. But some fellas are lucky, and some ain't." -Mr. Pink (Reservoir Dogs)

((I'm probably mis-quoting, but this is the gist...))

Budd: He thought she was so smart... I tried to tell him... She was just smart for a blonde...

The Path of the righteous man is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed are those, who in the name of charity and justice, shepard the weak, through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will STRIKE down upon thee with GREAT vengeance and FURIOUS anger, THOSE, who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know, my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

- Eziekel 25:17.

i dont remeber the exact words so .....the whole converstation about feet massaging....the "check otu the big brain on brad...you a smart mutha ****a ...thats right....you seen me wash my hands....i watched you get em wet....and ...lemme think....this is some ****ed up repungnent shit....and .... get the **** outta my face with that shit...the mother ****er who said that didnt have to pick up itty bitty pieces of brain and skull on account of your dumbass......a lot of others in pulp fiction.....oh and ...im american honey ..our names dont mean shit....

Hattori Hanzo: I can tell you with no ego that this is my finest blade. If, on your journey, you should encounter God... God will be cut.

Marclellus throwing tony out a window seemed "Resonable" .... and also ...."I said God Damn" ...when shes sniffin in the bathroom ...has me rollin everytime...

somethin like..."i thought of the dicks that did this too me ..and the cunts responsible"...somethin like that ..i forget the exact wording

...oh and ..."stickin your tounge in the hollisest of hollies

Let me tell you what like a Virgin is about...

kill bill 2

pai says "From here you can get an excellent view of my foot."

in cantonese, of course, but still funni

Originally posted by JackMode211
somethin like..."i thought of the dicks that did this too me ..and the cunts responsible"...somethin like that ..i forget the exact wording

The only thing I didn't understand about that was this: are Budd and Bill the d*cks, and the other three the c*nts? Because what's the difference between "did this to me" and "the ones responsible"?

it didnt seem like she was talkin about sex's....and i assume that she meant that there were people responsible for the divas attack on her...but the only one ima aware of is bill

I though it was
"the c*nts that did this to me, and the dick responsible"
ie. bill 😖

THE BRIDE
Wiggle your big toe.
(VOICE OVER)
As I lay in the back of Buck's
pickup truck, trying to will my
limbs out of entropy, I could see
the faces of the cunts who did this
to me, and the dick responsible.
Members all of Bill's brainchild;
"The Deadly Viper Assassination
Squad."

You're right.

This is from iron monkey

"Dont Bribe Me, Out in the open!" - Chief Fox

what is that movie? :/

Jules: "mmmhhmmm, this is a tasty burger!"

lol just recently watched kill bill and love wat O-Ren says (never heard lucy lui swear lol 😕 )

O-Ren: The price you pay for bringing up my chinese or american heratige as a negative is... i collect your f**king head... just like this f**ker here. Now, if any of you mother f**kers, have anything else to say! nows the f**king time!!..... didn't think so..

Jeez - I never realized she said the "f" word that many times...