Things they would never say!

Someone put this in the HP forum and I am putting it in this one!!!!

Things they would never say

Elizabeth(to Jack): "So what are you doing tonight?"

Capt. Barbosa: "Yuck, how can you eat and apple...they are the worst ever."

Commodor: "That has got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."

Barbossa: jack, i've always admired you... Let's elope!

Jack to Barbossa: "That sounds savvy to me!" 😂

Jack to will after chopping off his arm " I am your father"

😂

Elizabeth (about comodor): "That Comodor is a fine man, much better than Will could ever be."

Elizabeth: "I absolutely despise pirates. Oh I think they are awful creatures!"

Jack (about the Commodore) : Isn't he a pleasant person. (un sacastically)

Jack: My name is Captain Jack Sparrow and i AM an alchoholic.

*rewinds movie and writes in a couple things, presses play*

Jack {putting arm around Elizabeth}: Yes, well the scenery has improved and the company is much more pleas-
Elizabeth: Would you shut up and kiss me?

Jack: I DESPISE THE BLACK PEARL IN ALL IT'S BLACK...........PEARLINESS!

Will: Acutally govenor, i made those swords
Will: ELIZABETH! ELIZABETH! ELIZABETHELIZABETHELIZABETTTHHHH!

Elizabeth: how many times have i told you to call me elizabeth?
Will: *dips her, kisses her* I love you, elizabeth.

😂

airangel429, you hav my avatar!! 🙁

It's okie....i am actually thinking of getting a new one! 😄 I've had this one for months!

GOOD LINES!! 😂

Jack: "Let me help you destroy the rum!!"

Elizabeth: "noooooooooooo, not the rum!"

😂

Mr. Gibbs: "Of course Anamaria should come along! Women are good luck aboard ships!"

Will: "My dad was a pirate? COOL!"

😄

Will's drunk associate: "I've come to my senses and I can fully complete my civil duties better if I am sober!"

New one:
Jack rolled his eyes, pulling out his sword. "How many times am i goin' to kick this kid's butt before he cuts this hero stuff?!"

Elizabeth: Screw these corsets!

no...its more like

Elizabeth:" I LOVE THESE CORSETS!!! This dress is so comfortable I can see why its the latest fashion."

govenor: will is such a strapping young boy! i would absolutley DIE if she married the commodore

Will: *kisses Elizabeth at the end of the movie*
Elizabeth: Sorry Will but i fancy the commodore

Jack: i am quite fashionable, am i not?

lool i'm hopeless i can't think of any at the moment.

Anamaria: Actually Jack, you dont owe me a ship anymore. Its enough just looking at you.

😆😆 these are funny

Jack: *leaving somewhere without his hat and effects*
Jack: *giving a life of freedom(the Black Pearl) for a nice life ashore*
Elizabeth:*to Jack* Peas in a pod love
Commodore: Hello there pirate welcome to Port Royal