Things they would never say!

Governor Swann: I think we should have that Will Turner for the navy...
sack Norrington...He's useless anyway...

Pirates on the ship: Row Row Row your boat, gently on the sean...merrily merrily merrily merrily a pirates life for me 😄 😛

*sea

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum: Wrong movie.

Elizabeth: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!
Jack: First because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels! Secondly, more importantly that smoke signal is over 17 ft high! The entire royal navy is trying to kill me! do you think there is the slightest chance they won't see it.
Elizabeth: WHY did i have to wear a corset??

lol u peeps r funny 😂

hardy har har

yuck yuck yuck WEEEEEE! ARCHIE COMIC LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!

Young Elizabeth: "You're a pirate?!!" *throws him back over the boat*

The pirate with the eyeball: "I don't need this anymore." throws his fake eye in the fire.

His name is Ragetti and he's the coolest. Mackenzie Crook rocks my socks!!!!!!!!!!

Jack: I do not own this movie. It's commercial sucess was not completely absorbed from my character.

Jack tries to bargain Captain Barbossa for Jack, the monkey...

i say stuff rocks my socks too!!!!! very random i like being random it covers up for my brain deadness ha thats a funny word

🤣 I swear I am rolling on the floor laughing my flippin' pants off!
OK! My turn

Will:Aye Avast!
-Crew laughs-
Jack:-taps Will on shoulder-
Will looks at Jack
Jack points to Will's head
Will looks up and sees long blonde wig
Will: Damn it! I did it again!

Wait! I have a long one! Lemme type it

Liz:Why do I have to wear this corset father?
Gov. Swann:Because...because you do
Liz:-sighs-Fine
Will walks in
Will:Elizabeth?!
Gov.Swann:-points to Liz and her corset-
Will walks over to Liz
Liz smiles:Will! It's so good to see you!
Will smiles
Liz holds out her hand
Will: -looks at it- What?
Liz:Let me see your dagger
Will:-hands her his dagger-
Liz:-cuts the strings of her corset- HA!
Make-up Lady comes in: KEIRA! That was your 'clevage' corset!
Keira/Liz:-looks at ruined corset-DAMN IT!

WILL: I am NOT gay
i like women..

ok this is my friend writing this now well not now but you get the idea if it is stupid or makes no sense it is not my fault she wouldnt tell me what it was

Jack to Barbossa: Why can't I have a damn monkey named Barbossa?
~Barbossa goes into his quarters and walks out with a pink plastic flamingo~
Barbossa: Here mate!
*Jack stares at Barbossa*
Jack: Why the bloody hell do you have a PINK PLASTIC FLAMINGO in your quaters?
Barbossa(blushes):I have a whole side of me that you don't know about.
Jack: You know you remind me of a lady i once.......OH BLOODY HELL
*Jack starts to think*
Jack: Have you ever met my friend Will?

oh wait she has more...

*barbossa just stares*
Jack:What! You've met the boy.
(barbossa still stares then points behind him)
*Jack turns around and sees Elizabeth*
*Elizabeth punches jack*
Jack:Why the bloody hell did you do that?
Elizabeth: Arf! Arf! Seal!

lol!! i luv this thread!

will: you're a pirate? goody, how do i become one?
commodore: turner, enjoy my fiance
will: im completely obsessed with treasure

jack: how far are you willing to go for this girl?
will: aboooouut 3 miles

gilette: jack sparrow rules

hehe these are hillarious.. I love the first one JackieSparrow's friend made up I didn't get it at first but it's funny😄😆.. I can't think of any🙁🙁

thats great... so help me bob... 🤣 😆 🤣 😆

Anamaria: "Alright Jack, you can borrow my boat, but you have to swear you'll bring it back."
Jack: "I swear on Barbosa's life."
Anamaria: "He's already dead."
Jack: "Oh yes! Excuse me, my mistake."

Jack: "My precccccciiiiiouuuuussssssssssss" (to the rum bottle) 😂