Things they would never say!

Elizebeth: Father, I'm not marrying Will or Commodore Norrington... I'm marrying Ellen DeGeneres. Aren't you proud of me?
Gov.Swann: Yes Darling, have a nice honeymoon!

Will: U knew my father
Jack: Son, I am your father.
Will: Really?
Jack: No, I can't back that up. I just wanted to say it.
Will (sadly): oh, ok (mopes away on the ship...)

Norrington: whats this "P" brand on your wrist
Jack: oh ummm, i dont remember
Norrington: OK! and whats with the sparrow.. and the Sunset thingy???
Jack: i dont remember that either?!?!?!
Elizabeth: i love you Mystery Man with a "P" brand and a Sparrow and a Sunset... {she sighs a long sigh}
Jack: but i dont know you..
Elizabeth: I DONT GIVE A DAMN, {runs up and kisses Jack}
Jack: ill marry you if you give me that Medallion!
Elizabeth: DONE!!! {humms wedding thingy} do do do dooooo dom dom dom dom....

COOL!!!!

liked them?

im an idiot

::**humms circus theme thingy**:: do do doodle doodle doodoodoodoo do do do doodle doodle doodoodoodoo DOdododoDodododo... ::**dances along too::**

Scarlet: Jack, I support your descision about cheating on me.
Jack: really??
Scarlet: NO! {slaps him}
Jack: oh...
Gizelle: {kisses Jack} I love you Jack! {slaps him}
Jack: really??
Gizelle: NO!
Jack {to Will}: i every town was like this one, every man would feel unwanted.
Will; REALLY? I didn't notice {sarcastically}
Jack: really?
Will: No. Do i look THAT stupid?
Jack: ummm, yes..?
Will {takes jacks pistol}
Jack {prays on his knees}: dont do anything stupid...
Will: TAKE IT BACK!
Jack: take what back?
Will: wait.... i lost my train of thought.... {thinks really hard}
Jack{scammers away and hides in a corner before Will remembers what he was doing}: I know its hard for u mate but DON'T SHOOT!!
Will: O Yeah! was that what i was about to do?
Jack: ummm NO!
Will: ok lets get a drink...
Jack: FHEW!! {whipes fore head}

PLEASE stick to the topic...no random blubbering! 😄

it wasnt ramdom blubbering
:😛tttttttubt::
😛
i had to think really hard for a change to get those.

::walks away PO-ed::

Originally posted by Chelse_gladrin9
::**humms circus theme thingy**:: do do doodle doodle doodoodoodoo do do do doodle doodle doodoodoodoo DOdododoDodododo... ::**dances along too::**

This is random blubbering!

Jack: "Ah how delightful, you named the monkey after me....really you shouldn't have."

Monkey: *Gives medallion to Jack, instead of giving it to Barbosa*

awww cant we have a little random blubbering please please please pleasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? *blink blink big smile blink blink*

I don't mind...but then if EVERYONE starts blubbering..well then we'd have nothing but blubbering threads...............

we wont blubber that much I promise Ill yell at people if they start to blubber too much ok ok we all happy now? sry im having a spaz attack cause I think my agency is casting 4 POTC2!!!!!!!

ok i'll start a blubbering thread somewhere else.... i waws thinking aboutit a liitle bit ago.

ok this may make no sense cause its kinda an inside joke but yea...
Norrington:Had a brush with the east-west cereal factory...ostrich
Norrington(yet again):you are with out doubt the worst ostich I have ever heard of (does he sound like Simon Cowell there sry just thought of that)
Elizabeth: youre an...ostrich
I think thats all we had...trying to explain this um my friend randomly said he was an ostrich and we were talking about POTC so we put an O on his wrist instead of a P and my 2 other friends are a monkey and a toster and im a blender sry it was really stupid so I thought Id put it on here. Ta

Commodore: 💃 I absolutely looooove pirates, I intend to see to it that they get what they diserve, A biiiiiiiig hug! 💃

Jack: (To Will) Yes..you're father was a bloody pirate you scalawag!
Will: *Cries* NOO!!!!!

Gilette: come ooon. pleeeease can we leave jack alone? what's he ever done to you?
Jack: you cheated
Barbossa: aaagh no!!! not another flamin apple!
barbossa: being cursed is sooo much fun. you can keep the medallion
jack: wooohoo! hobbit porn!
(sorry that last one was reeeally random!!)