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Started by The Omega156 pages

I know...
So

2 oz (2 x 0.0296 liter). unsweetened pineapple juice
1 oz (0.0296 liter). cream of coconut
1 1/2 oz. (1½ x 0.0296 liter) light or dark rum

Darn! This is turning into a math-project.

1/2 cup ice cubes

Cup? A coffee-cup or a tea-cup or... 😄

Definately a drink where you can't take a few sips while following the recipe! 😄

This is practically your thread, so you just take a pick 😉

hmmmm here we go again.

BRING ON the OFFTOPIC POSTS, lol

working hard on that already ... 😉

nah, fini, just waiting till TF returns 😄

I just noticed... need more baileys 😱

Definately! And some coffee too ✅

rather no coffee

but you need to taste it with Bailey's in it!! AND it'll keep us awake, should we be forced to wait around here for another couple of months ...

I think you're already weeks too late for that Line 😉

*stands on a hill, looking out for TF*

you're still alive, you're still awake, can't see the problem! ... I'll force feed it to you if you like? 😈

oh yerss, you really should be carefull standing on a hill like that ... *itchy ithcy fingers*

STILL no proof of Creationism? 😄

(Watches Yerssot looking for The Force)...

well, now that we're talking about feeding ... 😉

*spots TO and waves*
*shouts down*
NO SIGN OF HIM, HE MUST HAVE EVOLVED INTO AN INVISIBLE HUMAN
*spots Line*
I'll come off the hill now 😖

(Yells back up-hill at Yers) OKAY, EVOLUTION IS FOR EVERYONE!

(-dies-)
Oh, he alrady went down from the hill...

I GOT IT!!! Proof for creationism. Here it is: x^3+3x^2-2^-1+(2n+(log12x-50))= God exists. There, mathmatical proof. Can't argue with the math

ow! TO... I'm standing right next to you, no need to yell 😖

you do die a lot y'know 😖

Agent Elrond> Well, what is x and n in said equation? 🙂 Looks to me like you're trying to prove Lines 10-dimensional squid...

Yerssot> Yes, sorry, I didnt see that.
And yes, I do.

that must be one heck of a tasty squid! *gets knife and fork*

whatcha saying? can't hear you, think I'm deaf 😛
luckily you're in the matrix 😉

Here are a few questions for you guys.

1. Where did the space for the universe come from?

2. Where did matter come from?

3. Where did the laws of the universe come from (gravity, inertia, etc.)?

4. How did matter get so perfectly organized?

5. Where did the energy come from to do all the organizing?

6. When, where, why, and how did life come from non-living matter?

7. When, where, why, and how did life learn to reproduce itself?

8. With what did the first cell capable of sexual reproduction reproduce?

9. Why would any plant or animal want to reproduce more of its kindsince this would only make more mouths to feed and decrease the chances of survival? (Does the individual have a drive to survive, or the species? How do you explain this?)

10. How can mutations (recombining of the genetic code) create any new, improved varieties? (Recombining English letters will never produce Chinese books.)

11. Is it possible that similarities in design between different animals prove a common Creator instead of a common ancestor?

12. Natural selection only works with the genetic information available and tends only to keep a species stable. How would you explain the increasing complexity in the genetic code that must have occurred if evolution were true?

13. When, where, why, and how did:

o Single-celled plants become multi-celled? (Where are the two and three-celled intermediates?)

o Single-celled animals evolve?

o Fish change to amphibians?

o Amphibians change to reptiles?

o Reptiles change to birds? (The lungs, bones, eyes,reproductive organs, heart, method of locomotion, body covering, etc., are all very different!)

How did the intermediate forms live?

14. When, where, why, how, and from what did:

o Whales evolve?

o Sea horses evolve?

o bats evolve?

o Eyes evolve?

o Ears evolve?

o Hair, skin, feathers, scales, nails, claws, etc., evolve?

15. Which evolved first how, and how long, did it work without the others)?

o The digestive system, the food to be digested, the appetite, the ability to find and eat the food, the digestive juices, or the body’s resistance to its own digestive juice (stomach, intestines, etc.)?

o The drive to reproduce or the ability to reproduce?

o The lungs, the mucus lining to protect them, the throat, or the perfect mixture of gases to be breathed into the lungs?

o DNA or RNA to carry the DNA message to cell parts?

o The termite or the flagella in its intestines that actually digest the cellulose?

o The plants or the insects that live on and pollinate the plants?

o The bones, ligaments, tendons, blood supply, or muscles to move the bones?

o The nervous system, repair system, or hormone system?

o The immune system or the need for it?

16. There are many thousands of examples of symbiosis that defy an evolutionary explanation. Why must we teach students that evolution is the only explanation for these relationships?

17. How would evolution explain mimicry? Did the plants and animals develop mimicry by chance, by their intelligent choice, or by design?

18. When, where, why, and how did man evolve feelings? Love, mercy, guilt, etc. would never evolve in the theory of evolution.

19. *How did photosynthesis evolve?

20. *How did thought evolve?

21. *How did flowering plants evolve, and from that?

22. *What kind of evolutionist are you? Why are you not one of the other eight or ten kinds?

23. What would you have said fifty years ago if I told you I had a living coelacanth in my aquarium?

24. *Is there one clear prediction of macroevolution that has proved true?

25. *What is so scientific about the idea of hydrogen as becoming human?

26. *Do you honestly believe that everything came from nothing?

And please, don't just tell me to go through and read all the pages of this thread. If you have the answers, just tell me.

Thanks.

Originally posted by The Omega
Agent Elrond> Well, what is x and n in said equation? 🙂 Looks to me like you're trying to prove Lines 10-dimensional squid...

Oh no! See all those numbers? Must be it's neighbour, 75-dimensional star fish!

*takes yerss's knife and fork* and you'll just leave it alone, young man! Tenth dimension's not as generous with it's squids anymore -
apparently they tend to loose tentacles while here ...

MegaDeauce> Are you The Force in disguise??

Anyways... Go read this thread. I am NOT gonna repeat myself for the gigazillionth time because YOU are too lazy to read.

But I'll answer this
26) I know everything came from "nothing", as "nothing" quantum mechanically speaking is far more complex than oblivion. 0=1-1, right?

And your questions do nothing - NOTHING - to prove that any thought up divine being created anything.

(Watches Line chase someone equipped with knife and fork.) Ah, it is Friday, no doubt! 🙂