Ask Jack: Official Question Thread

AARGGH my belovered machete Grrrrrrrrrrr take this!!!! throws machete into Jos's headdeathhehehe i win you cant do any thing to stop me now. *slowly getting into sweet sweet juicy mustang..*drools**

*As Machete gets into the Mustang, he gets a Machete stuck through his guts.* Sorry, forgot to add 'immortal' to my resume!. *Smiles.* Well, now we are both in the Mustang. What now?

LMFAO
errrr........sry 2 break this funny talk bout cars but what about "Ask Jack"????...................

I dunno.

................that was funny 2 read tho!!!!!! me stomach herts!!!!

🙂 Machete is just wierd. & so am I. & when ye get 2 wierd people it usually is funnytongue

ur telling me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *starts giggling again*

LOL Nearly wet me pants reading what u 2 where doing Yikes

u mean machete and jos???? yeah i couldn't stop laughing lastnight
*starts 2 laugh again*

Funny
*lol*

*stops laughing*
so.........i've 2gotten what the topic is........*go 2 look*.........oh yeah......ask jack..........ask him what?......is what i wanna no!

U ask Jack a question

ohhhh jack as in jessiesparrow???????
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Ok lets ask jack.....WHO GETS THE BEAUTIFUL MSUTANG *grabs machete out of intestine and throws Jos out to wall and runs to grab keys*

LMFAO
here we go again
*sits down and watches machete and jos* (even if she isn't here yet)

So i just threw Air to the walll...aaaawwww theres no fun in that 🙁

*gets bored then gos off 2 pirate party*

Awww i dont need ppl i can entertain my self................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

So ye don't need me here...I guess I'll just leave then, shall I. Leave. In the Mustang. So the Mustang is mine? Thanks darl. *Grabs the keys off M_G & Jumps back in the Mustang.*

*trips jos*..Not so fast *throws jos to ground and goes for mustang.*