Ask Jack: Official Question Thread

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i'm baaaaaaaack!!!!

*Runs past JDG* Hi! *Pole drives Machete into the ground, Grabs the keys, & starts running again, heading for the Mustang* MY MUSTANG!

HERE WE GO YET AGAIN!!!............*sits down with some popcorn and watches*

Jack: Im not going to answer that question cause this is rather enjoyable *sits next to jdg and tries to steal popcorn*

YE don't have 2 try i'm ofering some anyway!!!! *holds popcorn infrount of jessie*

She is Jack at the minute Dummy *sits down and steals all da popcorn*
MINE muahahahahahaha

I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!

(yea from now on Im jus gonna be Jack no Jess here unless of course Im board)
*runs after apg and starts throwing shells at her*

Shells?? Hmm all well *picks up coconut and throws it at Jacks head but hits JDG* He did it *runs off*

Hello!

*runs up behind Joscail* RUN QUICK B4 SHE GETS THE RUM *hides from JDG*

*faints coz the cocnut hit head hard*

Muahahahahahahaha

*Throws a coconut at APG's head...The same one that hit JDG's head.* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Owww *rubs head unhappily then throws a cannonball at Joscails head*
HA take that

~AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGG---THUNK--OOF!!~ *Jos falls into the sand after ranning away from the cannonball, but getting hit anyway.* aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww....oooooooooowwwwwwwwww

*Laughs like crazy and rolls around in sand*

*Rolls ovr in sand.* ARGH da light! *Covers eyes.* oooh, I see stars *Eyes go glazed ovr.* --pr--i--t--ee--

*laughs some more then pokes at Jos 2 c what happens*

*wakes up rubbing head*
awww........wwwwwwwWWWwwwWWWWWWWWWWwwww!!!!!!!!
*takes apg's rum then skulls it then smashes it on apg's head not realising that joss and apg were throwing stuff at each other then gets hit in the ribbs by a coconut* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts sobbing*