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*Is being poked by APG.* Hamoum pleajsd ie fjjsiao rrrrr nnnsnansndnasnsnrdeadfljkybadbeggs! eh? *Looks up.*

Cool she's half dead *pokes Jos some more*

*Grabs APG's hand* HA FOOLED YA!!!!! *Throws her into the water* Ha take that! *Jack the Monkey laughs at her from Jos's shoulder!!!*

*falls in2 water* ARRRRRRR WET NOOOOOOOOOOO MUSNT B CLEAN *jumps out of water screaming*

*Pushes APG back in water wiv lots of soap that she pulled out of thin air* HAHA nice & clean APG!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*kicks and screams like a baby then hits Joscail over the head with the bar of soap*
Arrr Soap
*drops soap in water then runs off and hides behind palm tree*

*Rinses hair off that got soap in it.* HA HA APG! *Runs off down the beach for no good reason.

*comes out from behind tree and throws a green banana at Jos*
Bloody Pirate
*runs back behind tree then rolls around in dirt trying to get UNclean again*

*Is still runin, but notices APG behind a tree.* Oh I'm back, God, this is a small island!!

LMAO
*looks at this show then blonkes self in the sand and watches*

*Grabs a bucket of soapy sea water & pours it all over JDG.* Ye tink! *Blinks down at the wet Pirate.*

I'm back of that boring school

*comes out from behind palm tree* whered everybody go?...ah well *takes swig of rum*

*is completelyn covered with dirt and is looking very pleased with self*
Ha No pirate can keep me clean Muahahahahahaha

*Throws a bucket of something over APG's head.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*throws sand at Joscail and runs away 2 jump in mud again then comes back all dirty*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*gets off the sand and runs with apg 2 get dirty again*
i.......hate..........being.........CLEAN!!!!!!!!!! ARRGH BLOODY PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*once fully covered in mud starts rumming again then go's behind a palm tree*

*hits JDG over the head with cocoanut*
My mud puddle

YAY!!!!

*Raises her eyebrow*