Ask Jack: Official Question Thread

*gos 2 another mud puddle and stomps feet* MY MUD PUDDLE!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

*raises machete*

takes machete's machete and chux it in2 the sea* (((ha ha that sounds wierd)))
HA!!!!!
*continues with mud puddle*

ME NO HAVE MACHETE NO MORE MACHETE_GUY MAD AAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!

*looks worried then hides*
but........but.................it wasn't me........it was mort!!! honest *points 2 mort and mort runs up a tree*
....*still worried*......

KILL STRANGE MONKEY AND INSANE PERSON!!! *gets chainsaw and puts it on right arm (the one with no hand) * MWHAHAHAHAHAHHA *saws off all of morts limbs*

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts crying*

*Jack the Monkey picks up one of JDG's arms & starts eating it. While Jos starts to cook the other arm over a camp fire.*

Oh..sorry🙁 *reataches monkeys limbs* MWhahahahahha *choppes them off again 😈

*Jack the Monkey finishes on the arm he was eating then starts eating a monkey leg. Jos takes a bit from the meat she had cooking.* YUM! *Holds some out to M_G* want some?

Sure *grabs monkey and throws down throat* YUUM!

*Smiles cus she cooked somthin' well! Then eats more herself. Finding a leg she starts frying that up aswell.* Can't let any of this meat go to waste!! *Jack the Monkey looks slightly insane, nawing on the other Monkeys leg.*

*pretending to enjoy the monkey meat* ..umm..MMMMM

*still standing in mud puddle but is now loocking completely disgusted*

*Jack the Monkey finishes the Monkey leg he was chewing on then jumps into the mud puddle with APG & starts trying to eat her legs* HAHA APG, Monkey's eatin' ye!!!!

ieuw....

ARRRRRRRRR BLOODY MONKEYS
*kicks Jack off her leg then runs like hell*

((( ahhem!!!! ppl???.....i'm cersed!!!! u can't kill me or mort!!!!.....or cheeco i might add LOL)))
*jdg's leg pulls arm out of josses hands then pulls self 2gether*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA *starts trying 2 eat jack da munki but realizes that he's cersed as well!!!* arrgh bloody pirates!!!
*MORT ALSO PULLS SELF 2GETHER*

*laughs*
HA HA HA U GOT EATEN

*Google jumps on apg and jdg and scatches them and messes up their hair* Mwhahahahhahah!! Good google yes you is you is good you is yes good google *hugges google*