Finish the Sentence of the Person Above You

😐.......arm 😛

this was the result of a...

unprotected sex

Jenna Jameson sucked my ...

finger 😛

I told her to because...

I was bored

I have a huge...

list of reasons why I'm bored,

none of which have anything to do with the size of my....

dog

Man that girls tongue was all around my

recycle bin. So I told her to

I was going to a Pink Floyd Concert. I was reading some...

cookbooks

Yesterday I was walking down the street and I saw...

an old man dancing the macarena
I like bananas because they are....

Lil making out with Valle.

During math class I sat next to...

Hermann Goerring, who was

the kindest man ever

Ron Jeremy sure knows how to

Make people happy.
I used to watch The Flinstones because...

wilma was hot

Yesterday, my balls were aching because...

my rock fetish was outta control.
Elvis used to cheer me up by

Going out with me and my pet rock

Reading books is fun because...

everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.
In the real world however,

People eat bugs and dirt.

I used to know this guy that...

liked to eat shit

Yesterday, my girlfriend got on her knees and started to....