Finish the Sentence of the Person Above You

ass

i spat out my sarnie (lol)

bcoz it tasted like lumpy mash
and went to ....

a bar with my best friend

I see dead people when...

when i drink vodka
my feet get cold when.....

i put ice on them.

penguins are

cool even those purple ones.

I eat lettuce when I feel

like a cloud.

once i saw a cloud that was

crying for food

My father use to work in

a shoebox.

Sometimes I look like a

A donkey.

I drank to much vodka

and woke up sleeping next to my dog...

blue bananas

are tasty
as well as

penguin steaks.

i met a koala yesterday...

who told me that i had hair growing out of my noes
what i do when im mad is...

...summon the demons of vengeance to smite my enemies.

My auntie always used to say...

"loincloths never lie", before she died.

After that, I never

set the mayor on fire

Dogs are cats are perfect for...

testing heat seeking missiles.
Yoda, however