Finish the Sentence of the Person Above You

swung from vines by his scrotum.
In intensive care afterwards, he would say

that he enjoyed eating hospital food

Some guys have really big...

toes, which is odd considering their height.
Some girls, however, have really big

heads because the eat too much

My telephone is weird and

is currently trying to sell me wind dried puffin.
I resist, but the calling is getting too

loud and annoying

I was making out with this girl and she grabbed for my...

head
I was running around my school when I saw

a kid who had a head made out of balogna. I think his name was Dib. After that, I went home to see that my dad was

Setting a goat's head on fire, and he was also...

taking a piss

...while rubbing a camel.
Smoking a cigar is like...

...finding out ur mom is a guy.
while finding this out, u feel sorta.....

like i dont belong in

a place like this, but

im stuck in here so

i will have to

blow myself to peices blowup

with a huge

lump of C4 while eating

corrans