witchy: hehehe EVIL!!!!!!
Rohirrim: HHHEEEERRRREEEE WWWEEEE ARRRREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
gadalf: could you BE any later!
rohirrim: *charges*
orcs: ooooohhhhh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh ****!!!!!!
gothmog: oh big daddy coloosal ****!
rohirrim: *dun dun duuuunn dun dun dunnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunnn duuunn duuuuunnnnn duuunnnnnnn duuun duun dun*
orcs: hey how do you know the lotr tune....isnt it just a soundover *all get killed*
Gondor: hip hip HORAY
theoden: hip hip hip!
emoer: dont you mean hip hip horray
theoden: NO! my horse just fell on me....i think i broke my hip!
*witchy* hmmmm eat him big flyy thing!
big flyy thing: hmmmm theoden 😄
eowyn who is a guy: kill him and i will kill you!
witchy: STUPID CROSSDRESSING HUMAN!!!!!! DIE NOW!!!
*fight*
witchy: no man can kill me!
eowyn: I AM NO MAN!!
wtchy: your a woman..you cant kill me...you wouldnt dare, you dont have the balls......hehehehe pun intended
orcs: hahahahahaha
everyone: ahhahahahahahaha
eowyn: *stab*
witchy: folds up like a cheap deck chair
orcs: oh shit!
everyone good: YEY....
*from the distance* LAND AHOY!!!!!
*a ship lands* *orlando bloom gets off...then johnny depp*
depp: BAD EGGS! SAVVY!!! THE PEARL!!!!
everyone: wrong film
*another shop comes aragorn gimli and legolas jump off*
orcs: AHHH!!! THREE PEOPLE!!!!
dead army: *kill kill climb pn things win yey whooooop*
aragorn: WE HAVE WON!!!!
gandalf: erm...saurons not dead frodo isnt in orodruin yet....
aragorn: well lets put a bet on......i bet i can get another 5000 men killed before the end of this!
gandalf: your on!
*~*~ Sam and Frodo ~*~*
Sam: Come on Mr. Frodo, you have to do this! *drags Frodo up the slope by his shirt* I can't carry you dammit! I already carried you! My weight and your weight ain't gonna do no good!
Frodo: *in psycho mode talking to himself* Do you remember the taste of strawberries, Mr. Frodo? oooahhhhhhhh....
Sam: i can carry you frodo
frodo: thats MR frodo to you, and i know you wil lcarry me! i cant carry you!!! FATTY!!!!
sam: what! why did you say that!
frodo: i dont know....
sam: i do, its the ring isnt it!
frodo: will you stop talking about my ring!
sam: i can its lovely, i want to see it...OH !! you mean the golden one...erm yes of course
frodo: oh my dear sam! i want to die!
sam: dont say that big-boy
frodo: what!
sam: i mean frodo......*carries into orodruin*
gollum: nyah im alive *fights sam*
sam: dont you ever die
gollum: well gandalf has two lives i get two too!
sam: ive hated you for two films now....i have a chance to kill you, but bye bye anyway
gollum: goes free
samegol: no we must go
gollum: hehe we must get the precious
sam: where are you mr frodo....its hot in here...not as hot as you though
frodo: QUIET SAM! now that i get this far its so hard
sam: oh you know just waht to say
frodo: i mean throwing the ring away is hard!
sam: oh....of course
frodo: its mine!
gollum: nargh *jumps on frodos back*
sam: *looks at gollum on frodos back* lucky guy.....
frodo: *hangs*
sam:take my hand MR frodo
frodo: no...it was YOU! gandalf told me...you killed my father!
sam: no *cooooccchhhh (vader breathing) cooooooocccchhhhh* i am your father frodo!
frodo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
sam: just kidding sir *saves*
(outside)
frodo: im glad to be here, in your arms at the end sam
sam: *drools* ooooooh hurry up and die so i can undress you!
gandalf: i believe i can fly!....i believe i can touch the skyyyyyyy i think about every age and age! made a movie got lotr of the page!!!!!
eagles: *save frodo*
sam: leave him here, or il have you, longshanks!
eagles: we must save him
sam: *doesnt want to be parted from frodo fights viciously killing 7 eagles*
sam: *looks around to see the eagle* haha you oversized chicken i am winning
eagle: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
sam: wait a minute how the **** am i supposed to survive this
Eagle: mwuahahaha thats the beauty of it
sam: noooooooo you nasty bird!
Gwahir: *swoops in and saves sam* *looks at eagle* now you two stop being stupid we have work to do!
i agree with what everyone was is saying about denethor before, let me just justify my opinion, i did not like him when i read the books, which was before i saw the movie, i understand all of the crap that had recently when on with him, his first born dying and all and the palantir, and i will say that his actions do have more merit behind them because of all of that, i just didn't like him, the movie did make him look more idiotic than in the book, but i think that it was needed in the movie for the people who hadn't read, and wanted to get it across that he was kinda crazy
I just wanted to say that so i didn't sound like a person who hates him because of the movie version or because i saw other people hated him..
no hate here
Originally posted by sauron
witchy: hehehe EVIL!!!!!!
gothmog: oh big daddy coloosal ****!rohirrim: *dun dun duuuunn dun dun dunnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunnn duuunn duuuuunnnnn duuunnnnnnn duuun duun dun*
orcs: hey how do you know the lotr tune....isnt it just a soundover *all get killed*
Gondor: hip hip HORAY
theoden: hip hip hip!
emoer: dont you mean hip hip horray
theoden: NO! my horse just fell on me....i think i broke my hip!
*witchy* hmmmm eat him big flyy thing!
big flyy thing: hmmmm theoden 😄
eowyn who is a guy: kill him and i will kill you!
witchy: STUPID CROSSDRESSING HUMAN!!!!!! DIE NOW!!!
*fight*
witchy: no man can kill me!
eowyn: I AM NO MAN!!
wtchy: your a woman..you cant kill me...you wouldnt dare, you dont have the balls......hehehehe pun intended
orcs: hahahahahaha
everyone: ahhahahahahahaha
eowyn: *stab*
witchy: folds up like a cheap deck chair
orcs: oh shit!
everyone good: YEY....
*from the distance* LAND AHOY!!!!!
*a ship lands* *orlando bloom gets off...then johnny depp*
depp: BAD EGGS! SAVVY!!! THE PEARL!!!!
everyone: wrong film
*another shop comes aragorn gimli and legolas jump off*
orcs: AHHH!!! THREE PEOPLE!!!!
dead army: *kill kill climb pn things win yey whooooop*
aragorn: WE HAVE WON!!!!
gandalf: erm...saurons not dead frodo isnt in orodruin yet....
aragorn: well lets put a bet on......i bet i can get another 5000 men killed before the end of this!
gandalf: your on!
bloody f***ing brilliant!!!! roflmao
The Departure of Boromir
Then suddenly with a deep -throated call a great horn blew, and the blasts of it smote the hills and echoed in the hollows, rising in a mighty shout above the roaring of the falls.
"the horn of Boromir!" he [aragorn] cried. 'He is in need!''alas! An ill fate is on me this day, and all that i do goes amiss.'...
...A mile, maybe, from parth Galen in a little glade not far from the lake he found Boromir. He was sitting with his back to a great tree, as if he was resting. but aragorn saw that he was pierced with many black-feathered arrows; his sword was still in his hand, but it was broken near the hilt; his horn cloven in two was at his side, Many orcs lay slain, piled all about him and at his feet.
'Farewell, Aragorn, Go to Minas Tirith and save my people! I have failed.'
'No!' said Aragorn taking his hand and kissing his brow. 'You have conquered. Few have gained such a victory. Be at peace! MinasTirith shall not fall!'
Boromir smiled😄
'Which way did they go? Was Frodo there?' said Aragorn.
But Boromir did not speak again....
...'Boromir is dead' said Aragorn.
*hands tissue to everybody*
one of the most touching parts of the Tolkien's trilogy...right here before you all. I wish Boromir hadn't died...and i find it funny he died smiling...not so much funny as satisfying?
was it the ring who killed him? or was it his own folly?...Or was it the orcs?...who killed boromir?...who?...i would like to know...because boromir didn't deserve to die...or did he?...