yo' momma... [Merged]

your mother wears bell-bottomed panties

yo mama so ugly it look like she used a cream called wtf

your mother was the cripple from Alien 3

Yo momma's so stupid that after watching five hours of "Lost" she asked "When does the show start?"

yo mama so fat her underwear comes in three sizes:
jumbo, extra extra large and OMG

Yo momma's so fat that her pants are used as butterfly nets to catch Mothra.

yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl

Yo momma's so fat that she sold out her liver as a duplex.

yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming all the whales start singin: We are family!

Yo momma's so big that when God said "Let there be light", he asked her to move.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Yo momma's so big that when God said "Let there be light", he asked her to move.

Yo momma's like that Whales Singing joke: stupid and overused.

Yo momma's like the yo momma joke - Moronic, childish, old, pointless and beaten to death

Your mom is like a TV. Even a 2 year old could turn her on.

Yo momma's like a flower: Plucked seasonally.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Yo momma's like Strangelove - Moronic, childish, old, pointless and beaten to death

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan

Originally posted by Strangelove

Originally posted by Strangelove

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan

Nicely done.