"Found it..." the drunk camper mumbled, almost incoherently, as he struggled and squirmed away from the carnage of his scalped pals who shared the tent.
"We're a hunting party... just hunting... we were tracking a few deer, when we came across a fresh kill back in the foothills, near the rise..."
"That's where I found the rifle, next to the deer carcass... it was a clean kill, but no camp site was evident but ours, so we claimed the kill, cleaned it and came back to camp, cooked it and celebrated an easy but productive day on the hunt...
please don't kill me..."