your very own slave chicken!

Slave Chicken

the chicken 😱 !!!

LOL

😠 he wouldnt lay an egg for me

hahahahahah! i made the chicken riverdance!

omg 😆

give the command 'have sex' 😆 lmao

😐 😘 you have a real thing for birds dont you

MAKE HIM DANCE!

😂

you said it 😮‍💨

Type POO, hilarious

so...just out of interest, if i grew feathers and stuck a beak over my face would you strip for me?

just the beak'll do ✅

Type STRIP, also hilarious

type 'kiss' that is sooooo traumatizing cry

omg type in 'dance' 😂 😂 😂

omg tell him too 'moon' and 'have sex with the couch' and 'masturbate' 😂 😂 so goddam funny 😠

I typed "you suck" and it came over to the camera, really slowly and waggled it's finger at me. I sh.it myself..........

odd

It wouldn't let me see it having sex with the couch. My life is now incomplete 🙁

Meh, it did do the funky chicken for me, so I guess that'll have to do........

btw NYC, where do you find these things? And how the hell are you girl? hug

Goddang slow computer!!!! 😠

I'll check it out at work