your very own slave chicken!

i told it to turn into KFC 😐

Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
😱 OMG that would be so totally awesome!

As long as you know that me and DF will be paying occasional visits to the ladies room 😗

thats fine, me and chickadee wont be getting out of the broom closet much either naughty

he's the original funky chicken 😎

HE??!!! 😱

I knew there was an other side to you 😖hifty:

✅ chickadee has changed me.

he's made me bad 😮‍💨

and of course if you ever get bored with DF just remember that me and chicken man are experts in the art of threesomes 😎

😱 whoa!!!!

I wouldnt wanna make df jealous though ❌

fine make it a foursome, but im not cleaning the feathers up after 😠

oh dont worry, df wont shed 😎

he uses special shampoo to keep his feathers STRONG (and shiny) ✅

you gotta lend me some of that. chicken man molts like 20 year old cat with cancer 🙁

well that can be quite a turn-on though right? ✅

liv, i used to think you were normal... 😕

❌ damn dvae, you've got a bad judgement of character

😂 you've got great judgement, I'm such a ghost ghost1

😕 are you being sarcastic with me 😠

nah, it suits me pretty well

though i'd rather be the angel 🙁

well you'll have to discuss that with trace 😖mart:

cant we both be an angel cry

i made the chicken do the hustle!

stop flirting with my bird 😐

😂 i cant believe you just made that joke